Kristin Cavallari Does the Heather Graham of the Day
I guess this is a popular dress this season, not because Heather Graham wore it yesterday, but because I am wearing it right now, I mean at least a variation of it, in the form of a pair of ratty ass boxers I bought at the salvation army for a quarter that have seen better days, but still give me the reassurance that I'm not as ghetto as the other homeless dudes I know who can't even afford underwear, and rock nothing but a thick layer of filth between their piss soaked pants and their rotting genitals....
I liked my Heather Graham date victim angle better than this Kristin Cavallari shit, but give me a fuckin' break motherfuckers, I have limited things to work with when a shitty fake-reality TV robot is busting out of some other actor's dress. If anything, it just confuses me.

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