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This is some disgusting, 50 year old TV presenter from Scottish TV named Lorraine Kelly and she is showing off her junk to the world while riding a tank. I assume she’s just smitten with all the manly soldiers and trying to live out some fantasy, that lead her to no wear panties that day, knowing she’d get one of them to jump her if she showed her pussy just right, but I guess it could just be bad timing on her part and good timing on the pervert photographer’s part and all I can reallly think about is how many cocks have been in and out of that shit in the last 50 years and as disgusting as that thought is, it makes me want to dig in and have a taste, but that’s just because I’m not well mentally.

Point of all this is to say, I don’t see vagina and I don’t see panty, I just see some Barbie doll genitals and this whole post is really weird on my part…I’ll pull it together after lunch.

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Steve Lick

I see this kind of typical past her prime hysterectomy bloated mid-section bitch on a daily basis when I drive 20 miles to the “upscale tanning salon” and park outside just to watch all the cunty fancy pursed whores get tans during their lunch hours so they can look good while cheating on their husbands later that evening. The smell of citrus tinged fat sweat wafting out of the salon and into my car rivals the smell of a couch cushion at a nursing home. It is a mixture of middle aged fat thigh sweat mixed with tanning bed cleaning solution on a hot day. If you can no longer shoot a kid out of your hatchet slice, it is time to start wearing pants. When I see bitches like this, I just want to go to Walgreens and buy a box of Gobstoppers and pour the entire box into her bloated empty echoey birth canal.
HorneyLohanWanker

Shes a fat bitch, who needs to be raped in her single bedroom apartment. On the way out, the guy ought to kill her four fucking cats.

Or something.
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

Give her a break, she’s fucking 50, and looks pretty good.
HorneyLohanWanker

Ok, I would like to rape her. Even at 50, with a little ky, she might be a passable fuck.
cv

I love this milf and would love to gangbang her i’ve already wanked to these pics imagining dping her
Mart

Rape her?!? You need the doctor mate before it’s too late. She’s worth a both partie consensual sexual encounter. In other words ‘ I’d shag her if she was up for it!’