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I guess for Jordan, all her t-shirts are suggestive, you know with trying to fit her stupid fake tits inside of them. That’s the story I heard.

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Steve Lick

I would go to the grocery store and buy a box of Ziplock freezer bags. Then I would cut the freezer bag at the seem and spread it across my pubic region. Then I would pony fuck this British whore from behind for hours like I was trying to control a wayward clydsdale. This bitch needs a hard fucking from a man without a fake tan. I just wouldn’t put my mouth on her.
skaht

I guess less is more. This post killed me for some reason. I sound lke Dave Coulier and hate myself. Keep up the good work.
gallow737

That shirt might’ve been really clever had this been, you know, not 5 years after that phrase was remotely popular