I remember the first time I didn’t get hard for a chick. It was a few years ago and she was pretty fit, like Mel B, only less testicles and more vagina. She was pretty hot and we were pretty drunk and my wife was pretty asleep in the next room. I wasn’t sure how I got her back to my place, but I had and when I was done eating her out for an hour, probably something that was all part of the deal, she went down on me and I couldn’t get hard for the life of me. Here I was with this hot brunette body that had no business being with me and I couldn’t even get anything to happen to take full advantage, and the only good thing about that is that after she left disappointed a disgusting fat guy couldn’t get off to her, she became a fixture in my life for 6 months. She’d keep coming over to prove herself, cuz I guess it really messed with her head, I’d be invited to her place and the whole time I kept up the impotency, making her try harder and harder and harder to get me hard, until that horrible day I was sober enough for it to happen, where we had miserable sex and she got what she wanted, proof that I didn’t think I was too good for her.

That’s go nothing to do with Mel B and her bikini, other than the fact that I have a feeling she doesn’t have that issue, cuz her boners are virile….show off.

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