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For those of you who always wanted to fuck Chastity Bono dry after first seeing her on the Sonny and Cher show in the 70s, you time is fuckin’ limited, not because she’s dying, but because her vagina is. She’s getting the shit sewed the fuck up like they were a frayed seam on my fat man pants, so this could be the last time you see her as a really hot woman I’d love to spend the night with, and in a few months after recovering from surgery will come out lookin’ pretty much the fuckin’ same, but going down on her will be a lot more faggot.

Not that you ever had a chance because she’s a fuckin’ lesbian and all that, but you can still rape a lesbian, it’s not like they’re immune to getting raped just because most usually became lesbian because of getting raped, you know someone can get raped more than once, fuck…

I guess what it all comes down to is that Cher’s done some pretty serious traumatic shit to this girl, or maybe someone spiked her baby formula with hippie drugs, cuz getting a dick glued to your dyke crotch is fuckin’ next level weird. I am sure her family is really proud of how she turned out….I guess skiing into a tree wasn’t the worst thing that coulda happened to her dad, living this is probably a far more painful hell.

Tags: Chastity Bono, Pig, Sex Change

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somerandomdrunk

I thought that was Jonah Hill
HorneyLohanWanker

Damn, someone inform that beast about Bulimia. Please.
nunya

or anorexia…either one will do her good
Expletive: BMP

well fuck you dyke bitch ass mutha, i’d say fucker but you don’t have a real dick do you, you piece of shit dick wanna have been born with it. So even if you resemble a over weight drinking heavy shit looking mutha fucker you’ll always be a wanna be, even if you resembled hayzeus and myself, so fuck off bitch ass double dildo wearing piece of shit you.
Bob Smith

Cher must be very proud!

Chastity is a tribute to her parenting skills.
Jeremiah Weed

She is an ogre, Sure enough.
As soon as this fucking beast gets her gorge sewn shut,
Mama tranny needs to hook shim up with a shrink.
Goddamn waste of fucking food. Blechh.
Otis Tibbs : nursing home rapist

she look like dem nurse’s assistants dat work in da home . Dey always be inneruppin me whens ahs tryin ta fuck the ole ladies in dey funky Alzheimer fat white pissy pussy hole . Ah wish dey would jus eat dey snax and let dis nigga get some rich ole white bitch booty hole . Sometimes ah choke a old bitty cos I hates me some crackas .
Chantal

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Otis Tibbs : nursing home rapist

do Chantal have big breastes’s?
Amber Taylor

^^^What she said.
JWF

So, it looks like (s)he’s had the operation already?
http://www.sonnywithachance.info Linda Kastner

I’m totally hooked on Sonny with a chance, Nico is my favorite on the show! Thanks for posting this, I enjoyed reading it!
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joey26

For those of you who always wanted to fuck Chastity Bono dry after first seeing her on the Sonny and Cher show in the 70s, you time is fuckin