Yep, even though Ashley Tisdale’s wearing some dominatrix lookin’ shoes and a little black dress, with her really tall boyfriend, who you’d think has a dick that tears her Disney pussy in half everytime she begs for the shit, and no matter how hard I try to visualize her doing really dirty things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing wholesome things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing standard in the bedroom things because she hasn’t had all that much experience considering she’s fuckin’ busted, and before her parents paid of the Disney producers to land her a job, or pay off the MTV awards to get her an award, or pay off the plastic surgeon to get her a fuckin’nose, she was just an ugly girl, and as far as I’m concerned she still is, cuz I guess you can’t buy beauty, but you can buy bareback blowjobs that end in mouth, or on face, or on tit from this whore who gives 100 dollar birthday specials. True story.

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