stepLINKS of the Day
I was walking down the street and passed some weird guy standing on the corner with a lap top in hand. He called me over to get in on the fun that he was having. I wasn’t going to go look at his screen because I feel like I’ve seen a variation of that movie and would rather not get raped and murdered in a back alley, even if it was more exciting than most of what I’ve been up to lately.
So I decided to entertain the weirdo, and look onto his screen, only to find out that he was watching a video of himself jerking off.
I figure this is some new age flasher shit, and part of me wants to give him props for innovation, part of me wants to give him advice on technique cuz I know masturbating and part of me wants to convince him to get some videos of girls masturbating, since that’s kinda my thing, but the biggest part of me felt really weird about the whole thing, and a little too close to the dude to really want to spend time gettin’ closer, I mean I knew him all of 10 seconds before seeing him jerk the fuck off, and I couldn’t help but wonder:
What’s going to happen a minute into this? Or 5 minutes in….
Then I realized that’s where the rape and murder come into play and I had to boot out of there before shit got weirder which is saying a lot consider dudes on his computer watching jerk off videos of himself…with me….
I left and deicided to call you over to see what’s going on on my computer screen, in the form of stepLINKS, I know not as perverted, but one day it just may be.
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