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Here’s David Caruso being a typical ginger with sensitive skin hanging out at the beach with his transparent skin in a T-shirt so that he doesn’t catch on fire, I have a deep rooted hatred for gingers, mainly because they scare the fuck out of me since they have super ginger strength from years of being left in the woods by their parents and fending for themselves because no one wants a ginger baby, but recently I’ve been obsessed with having sex with one, not David Caruso, but a female version, because I hear they get so excited someone is willing to get down with their red vaginas that they go crazy at the opportunity, and that’s good enough for me, I just have to find myself one.

I have no idea who the chick he is with is, but I am assuming she’s illegal.

Tags: Bikini, Brown Chick, David Caruso

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Hey man, be glad the Cahroos is down with brown people!

And I love red snappers!
HorneyLohanWanker

Wheres his fucking sun glasses?

He’s a poser!
Shaun

WTF is he insane? Fucking a nigger? He’ll get AIDS and other diseases.
A man named GOB

heheheh that’s no ordinary “brown chick” surprised nobody recognizes her.
Bob Smith

David Caruso is an ugly, out of shape guy, and yet he gets good looking chicks.

Girls will fuck anybody who stars in a TV show. It’s amazing.
Goliano

Brown lover? He has lovers in other colors is why you had to say that?

Shaun = just another cowardly cyber racist bitch who’d piss his pants if a black man simply asked the time of day. LMBAO!!
T Jayaram

pretty concerned at the obvious racist comments here. Brown lover?? you’re joking right?! ignorance on a new level
Crissy Demylango

Wow, and I thought Perez Hilton was a TERRIBLE photo shopper. Damn, you guys really take the cake for the WORST photo shopped pictures in history. Fantastic, I love the fact that you’re actually trying to pass these off a real photos. My god, why don’t you go ahead and take yourself out of the goddamn gene pool and do us blog readers a fucking favor.