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Last night was a fuckin’ shit show. From seeing girls I’ve banged and being told I was their biggest regret making out with a chick, to dropping the Rudy Huxtible line on every black girl I met, to my friend singing a song about gay natives only to be overheard by a couple huge fuckin’ natives, like pure bred natives, who had some bever tooth/wolf tooth necklace on, try to beat him up, and ending up in the middle of a park in a fuckin’ mini with a drunk driver and homeless dude.

The whole thing made me forget to post my stepLINKS – but here they are

Get Off First, Then Worry About Gettin a Life
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Marcus T Bailey Has The Best Mugshot Ever
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It’s Just a Perm, Your Hair Will Grow Again
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Leighton Meester’s Hottest Pics
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Hooter’s Girl Dance Sexy
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Tricia Helfer is All That
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Japanese Sexy Cheerleaders
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More Fun With Bruno
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The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Say Goodbye to the Pizza in the Hut
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Sexy Asian Girls Movie Talk: Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore – 2
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Olivia Munn is in Playboy
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Linda Hamilton Used to Beat the Shit Out of Her Husbands
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Throwback
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Rhianna is Such a Babe It’s Amazing
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Scarlett Johannson is Gonna Be the ‘Bride Of Frankenstein’
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Club Bosses Threaten To Ban Lohan and Celebrity Twitters
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Dina Lohan Rides Again
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Sexy Russian Grils Office Dance
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Martyna in the Shower
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Russian Gang Fight
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Girls LOL at Guy Who Can’t Get His Dick Hard
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Red Heads Are Always Nice to Look At
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Sophie Reade In Nuts June 09
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You’ll Have a Thing for Holly Too
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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If Lauren Conroad Actually Wrote Her Own Book, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Anderson Cooper + Richard Simmons is Kind of Amazing
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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How About Some Natural Breasts?
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anal It Is!!
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Demi Scott Bares All
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Now That’s An Ass
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USA Versus Italy – Model Showdown
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Paris Takes Her Herpes Around the World
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Nerd FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Of Course You Laugh At a 2 Inch Penis
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The Hills is Fake?! I Am Shocked. SHOCKED
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MMMmmmmm Bar Sex
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And Now, The Luther Burger
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Lesbians in Training
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HorneyLohanWanker

Just got done using this hooker, picked her up on the west side of Manhattan, lower west side.

She told me she was 18, but if she was older than 14, I would be really surprised!

She was totally fucked up on crack or something, I told her I wanted to fuck her in the ass and she was like “fine”. So I get her undressed and am really going to town on her tits, I yanked her fucking little pink buds of nipples like, 3 inches out, and she didn’t let out a peep. I bit one so hard it bled a little bit (avoided that one from then on). Finally I just turned her over and reamed out her ass for a solid 20 minutes. All the while she is keeping up this stream of talking about how she ran away from home, and it was hard on the street, yada, yada.

I drop my load, and as I was using a rubber, I had her suck all the cum out of it, which she did.

All this is my way of saying, her landing strip looked exactly like the one in the picture. She earned every penny of the $75.00 she got. I bet she wakes up tonight and her nipples are aching her something fierce. LOL.
HP lo pro hoe hopper

nice , nothin like a lil streetwalker action to keep things interesting . Ive probably forgotten more about pickin up these hoes than most swingin dicks will ever know . Once I picked up this whore who said lets go to this certain house where we can rent a room for $10/half hour . I’m pretty careful about set ups and other bullshit that these shady little cunts try to pull . I mean , if they’re desperate and dumb enough to get into a strangers car than one has to not be gullible . Anyway , this house turned out to be legit , in an illegit way . $10 for a room in a private house in the hood and nobody fucks with your car or you and you can get asshole naked and give a whore the proper reaming that you paid for without looking for cops or scandalous crackheads tryin to rob you whilst you bust a fat nut all over a ho . So long story short , the bitch that took our money at the lil hood fuckhouse is older but has a plump badonkadonk and fat tits . After I fuck and drop off the 1st hoe I return to the house and all polite , tell the older slammin body woman , ” I don’t mean to offend you but do you “date” ?” She kind of looks up and down the street and without even looking at me says ” You know you still got to pay for the room .” BINGO! I mean I see this gravity defying ass just long enough to fiend on it and for 3 $20′s I’m climbing the stairs behind said fat booty gettin ready to pound this shit . I do and the woman turns out to be so warm and nice and hot and clean I can’t fuckin believe it . I return on several occassions after and when she is’nt there , another woman goes and gets her for me …. get this HER MOTHER ! No shit I show up at this house unannounced and this 70 year old woman goes and lets her 40 something year old fine ass daughter for me to fuck . No escort bullshit no cops no shadyness . And if her daughter is’nt around I find another whore and take her to the same house . The hoes actually treat you better because its safer than fuckin/suckin in some alley with eyes in the back of your head .I have other funny stories about pickin up crazy whores and little adventures but I figurered some of you pervs might appreciate my %100 true story .
HorneyLohanWanker

Love to hear them, I can share mine.

I like them younger, but old ass is usually willing ass, so I am all good.
HP lo pro hoe hopper

another ho said I could fuck her in the ass and of course I did . When I pulled out I noticed some poop on the ole shlong and I said “Whoa , got a little messy …” to which she replied ” Well , You wanted the butt…” She had a point . Hey , where in lower Manhattan do you find the street whores ? I fucked an asian whore at a massage place 2 weeks ago on a sunday morning. I always end up catching a train out of Penn Station around 1 pm on a sunday so the girls in the back of the village voice usually call me back after I’m already departed. I’d like to know where to hunt for some street hoes in manhattan .I always end up fucking an asian “massuese” and jacking off in the booths 3 or 4 times and getting on the train drained but wishing I could have had some non asian cunt .
Liz

you guys are losers, the only pussy you get is the one you have to pay for
HorneyLohanWanker

Liz, we aren’t paying for sex, we are paying for the bitches to go away when we are done using them.

Sheesh, stupid statement from a stupid cunt.
HP lo pro hoe hopper

Amen . and by the way liz , I get plenty of pussy for free , sometimes it’s just fun to get some completely no strings attatched pussy . The point of my story is that I don’t pay escorts that think they are classy , I prefer street whores who will basically rim my farty ass for a few 20′s . I actually like nasty hoes with whorish makeup who are living on the edge , desperate cunts who don’t have so called “pride ” or “morals ” and will take a good dicking from this here stallion . No lie ,one of the last hoes I fucked looked at the rubber afterwards and exclaimed ” shit ,you get mad pussy !” because there was only a little cum in the tip . Trust , this here motherfucker gets all kinds of pussy , mouth and ass on his stiff throbbing one eyed semen spitter , WORD.
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

You two should join heads and make a novel with your long posts.
I however will not be reading it.
HorneyLohanWanker

Frothy, don’t be hating.

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