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I saw Kim Kardashian in person in Toronto last night. She was wearing horizontal stripes and looked like her and Kelly Clarkson had just finished a week long vacation at an all you can eat buffet, but I guess compared to her monster sister, she looked dainty and that’s why she’s so sad about her recent move to Miami, bitch worked better than a fuckin’ diet and workout plan, and here she is in her dumpy body showing off her high waisted bikini bottoms you’d expect to see on a mom of 5 at her 60th bithday party at a resort in Dominican or some shit. If you’re under 30 and rockin’ the uterus spanx shit, you know you’re in trouble, not that the monster Kardashian didn’t already know she was in trouble, despite the mirrors in her house bein taken down, she still sometimes catches a reflection in a window….I’m a little more down with the other Kardashian, but let’s be real for a minute, I’d fuck them both.

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Shaun

Ugly muslim cows need to be stoned just like they would be back home. Cows shouldn’t wear bikinis it causes impotence in males damnit.
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

Shaun’s momma’s so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Shaun

Sophie, if by “parked car” you mean your whale of a mother, yeah.

In other news, an ugly, fat girl comes to the rescue of other ugly fat girls on the internets.
nunya

im surprised peta didnt come to the rescue when that thing was coming out of the water
m

I would blasss dat assss
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

Shaun get it right, the Kardashians are not even Muslim as with most Armenians.
Joe

I do/date Kourtney in a heartbeat if she didnt runs with LA rappers & street thugs.
Im told all 3 Kardashi sisters dig garbage
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

Shaun, I wasn’t defending their looks, I was pointing out how culturally unaware your stupid ass is.
Shaun

Dear Sophie, the ‘fact’ that my stupid momma got run over by a parked car points out that I am “culturally unaware”?

You are a negress, aren’t you ahahahaha. Come over to niggermania forums, we discuss your kind all the time.
http://crackedmothafuckaz!!!! Kardashiansistersarebangable

Shaun could you please go back to the trailer park you came from ? You dont really fit in amongst civilized people..
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

Nah, but it does point out that you’re a dumbass, which in turn points out that you are a stupid racist hick.
And wtf? A ‘negress’? What are you, 80 years old?
And I happen to be Scottish, Indian, Malay, Portugese and Italian. Oh, and my mum comes from Singapore.
And before you say some stupid shit about mutts, everyone on the planet is mixed-race. The human species probably originated in Africa. And I’m guessing you’re American, so I should probably tell you that ‘Americans’ are immigrants. You’re a mongrel too, dear.
http://becks.com Darius

Kourtney yes. Monster no.
Jon

Alright everyone. Go a little easy on Shaun. He’s still trying to figure out how his brother can also be his father.
I fucked your mom’s and sister

Shaun is the typical no dick bitch, who jacks off more than his father. I bet he don’t even know what pussy looks like besides the internet. He’s nothing but a keyboard racist. Biaitch.
kassandra

I think everyone that has something bad to say about anyone is ugly so they shouldn’t be talking. Obviously some people jealous
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

Holy shit shaun, I just googled that site thinking it was something your sad ass made up, but nooo. There’s hundreds just like you. Just go and die, please.
nunya

Either way these stupid ass useless ugly cunts are irrelevant and fucking pointless despite what anybody says.
cowbulls

Kim seems to understand her role of being born to sexually satisfying men. As long as she keeps her various pleasure ports open, then she is fine in my book.
floooie

This is what happens when non-human sociopaths are permitted to post? What a creepy bunch of lowlife haters. I always laugh when people criticize women’s looks, because I can imagine what THEY look like (LOL) Critical men tend to be the most repulsive critters alive both physically, and obviously, mentally.
Celeste

U guys R so mean!
Khloe’s a gorgeous girl, seriously U should stop talking crap about other people! I bet you look like effing Shrek and that’s why you like laughing about other people, because maybe, just maybe that I’ll make you feel a tiny bit happier, which believe me, you won’t!
http://myspace.com/stupidgirl1321 stupidgirl1321

i think its dumb that everyone trashes khloe..

shes built different than her sisters..

and thats really the only difference there is, without that… nobody would see her as “huge” or “monsterous”

its ridiculous.
Mr. Soldier

All of the Kardashians are gorgeous! I hope to meet with one of the beautiful ladies one day and maybe get an autograph or picture or something?
http://yahoo emma

Khloe is beautiful.

People says she is so fat but if you really look at her she isn’t her sisters are just smaller then her.

Not everyone has a tiny waist and big boobs and before an idiot like shawn says something about me i am 5’3 and weigh 107 pounds.

I agree with Mr. Soldier all of the sister are absolutley beautiful and most people would be lucky to have any of there bodies.
thinkursocool

you must think you are so above everyone to write the type of shit that you write and to calll her a MONSTER. You truley make me sick and so does everyone else here that agrees with you- how about you try writing something of interest instead of picking on someone you are most obviously jelouse of!!!!!