DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times… » Blog Archive » Jewel in her Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some Jewel showing off her doughy body and floppy tits, a lot of people like this look, especially gay cowboys who have spent their lives riding bulls and lookin for something familiar to ride into the sunset on.

It turns out that even normal dudes to, I guess it’s cuz chubby chicks reek of estrogen and we are genetically coded to hunt and seek out the fertile ones….or some shit.

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HorneyLohanWanker

She needs a good does of anorexia. Fat fucking bitch.

Is that some sperm leakage on her left fun bag?
JDL

I would much rather have a chick built like this than the current hollywood vajayjay of the day that looks like a bag of antlers.
HorneyLohanWanker

You don’t like tits that have that distinctive squeezed out sponge look to them?

Pussy.
Boon

I’d still fuck her silly. Snaggle teeth and all. But only if she sings to me while I pound her ass. I’d make that shit skip like a scratched CD.
Dick Boner

She looks alright to me. Better than that AIDS-riddled stick insect skank Lohan at the very least.
JDL

@HLW
The reason you like the flat chested anorexic chicks is because it’s as close as you can get to little boys without actually putting cock in your mouth.

Faggot.
Expletive: BMP

Jewel is hot and she’s older than i, which makes her gold in my book, some one lemme know when she’s visiting this boring ass country again.
Imtheloserbehindyou

I want to ask the guy who owns this boat how much he paid her to be his escort for the week.
Hugh G Rection

Bitch looks fine to me. What happened to her tits though? They used to be enormous. Would love to have those snaggle teeth nibbling on my log for sure.