I don't get the hype with this Kristen Stewart chick, but I know it ties right into that Twilight bullshit phenomenom that proves that marketing to idiotic braindead teenagers makes money.

She's not hot, interesting or even someone I'd want to fuck, and seeing her crawl around on all fours in leather pants, while on set playing Lesbian Icon Joan Jett, after taking a fall, did absolutely nothing for me, like seriously nothing at all, even with the look of fear and pain on her useless face, even when she limped away like she was ravaged, all I felt was like I was watching my awkward lookin' goth/metal neighbor crawl around after overdosing on mesc, only he's got a better ass, not in a homo way, just using homosexual references to prove a point, move along...fucker.

I hope she makes a video from her hotel room bed crying about how no one deserves to fall while running and land on their knee, no one, it is just plain sick.

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