Here’s Megan Fox, the hottest thing in Hollywood, for the time being, because I accidentally bought myself a pair of briefs at the bootleg underwear store and I’ve been sporting them the last couple days and feel fuckin’ sexy, so sexy that I may just walk myself into the bathroom and cut of my dick in hopes to move to Hollywood and suck dick to the top, never having anyone know that I was once a dude, only to take away the limelight away from this whore as the next hot thing, but I’m sure that’s all just wishful thinkin’ on my part, I mean I can never be a hot little starlet everyone wants to fuck, but I can jerk off to one, even though jerking off is the lamest form of contraceptive, I mean other than condoms, everyone knows abortion is the way to fuckin’ go.

Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up like a really fat, ugly, sweating and smelly version of one and have her read off lines from some of Megan Fox’s most memorable performances, not that I ever want to fuck my wife, or that Megan Fox has memorable performances, but I do want to get the fuck out of this post it’s even too weird for me…so here’s some Megan Fox lickin’ her lips at a fan, because lickin’ lips, dicks, and anus, is really the foundation of her
career….

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