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I don’t like talking about other people, i like talking about myself, and that’s only because it reminds me how useless I am. but my phone and emails been going off like mad, and I ignored them because I was trying to get this girl who works at my local store to let me play with her DDs, which I thought was far more important than answering, but when I looked and say MJ was dead, I was actually surprised, even though he’s looked like a corpse for years.

Here is a man who was a star his entire fucking life, who has had a song that has had hit songs every fuckin’ decade that we can all identify with and remember learning the dance move along to in hopes of getting the part on the High School cheerleading team despite being a Mexican who just moved there and couldn’t speak english and who everyone laughed at, or if you were that weird french kid who only dressed like Jackson during the “Bad” era. He’s been a huge part of everyone’s life.

I predict he knew this was going to happen, that’s why he sorted out that concert to cash all he could and I just hope you all get a fuckin’ refund, because apparently he won’t be showin up.

RIP Motherfucker to one of the world’s most influential, insane, misunderstood talents, no, I’m not talking about myself, I’m talking about Michael Jackson.

On a sidenote I love how the TMZ dude is getting emotional and choked up when reporting this. Maybe he wishes he was one of Jackson’s little boy…

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HorneyLohanWanker

Fuck him. Hope he rots in whatever hell he winds up in.

Cock sucking child molester. And not even little girl children, the fucking Pedo-cock-gobbler liked little boys, now that is some sick shit.

I woudl expect the same from Perez though. He just hasn’t been caught yet.
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

Ed McMahon I can see and we already knew where Farrah Fawcett was ending but this is shocking.

My glass of raise high to the first man I ever saw to grab his crotch, turn from black to white, practically have white aryan kids, defeated child molestation charges twice, and got away with a spending spree like no other even though creditors were always on his tail. Now who’s gonna get the entire Beatles catalog?
Shaun

One nigger made good! Don’t see what’s their to be sorry about!

lol
Joehater

Meanwhile, Madonna is still around… :-/
jon

Now kids around the world can breathe a little easier.
Amber Taylor

RIP Jacko, now you can go join your nose up in heaven…
Amber Taylor

Btw, I’m betting hard on the mass suicide of his crazy die-hard fan-base.

God, if only.
Talk about freeing up some parking spaces…
http://crazydribble.com Crazy Oldie

one of the best write ups I have read all day! RIP MJ!
God Himself

Burn in HELL you filthy molesting piece of monkey dung!
California has now saved the money necessary to incarcerate such a jerk!

All of America will stand over your grave and urinate~!!!
honky lips

I’d like to spread my hairy ass wide and take a series of long stinky shits on his dead face and close the coffin and leave it above ground to rot like the piece of shit he is/was .Let him smell my putrid peanutty doo doo log for eternity.
Expletive: BMP

When I’m dead, i beg of all of you to add something to my eulogy.
Joe

It was an overdose—-Demoral

According to a contact in the music biz:
–MJ had bad skin cancer.
He likley could not have compleated comeback tour and could not pay back the his $300 million dollars put up.
http://N/A dude

I wish one of you faggot ass white boys would say that shit around ME …ohhh wait you never would cause you know you would get your sorry ass dropped …punk bitches dont know shit about anything ..talk tuff on the internet i would beat the living shit out of all you white bitches….
cute white guy

Dude, after you get finished mopping the floor go scrub the toilet , somebody shit all over the stall . Your baby mama is waiting in the parking lot and she looks pissed .
eggplant stomper

blacks only talk shit when theres more than one of em . fuckin cowards when they’re alone . whatever , dude . I look for blacks and puerto ricans to talk shit to me , they always back down when you get in their face .
eggplant stomper

we all fucked your fat girlfriend when she was hot . now that she’s fuckin niggers , none of us will touch her, dude
eggplant stomper

I’m gonna go now and tweeze my half-incher to pictures of Herman Goering spreading his doughy ass cheeks and exposing his fudge star.
anti-aryan

Only cowards talk shit about a dead man…what many of you fuckers don’t understand is that you’re posting shit on the internet, and you CAN BE FOUND, LYNCHED, Burnt at the steak, and fed to your own dogs…talk big behind your keyboard…because that’s all the balls you’ll ever have…and hey, I don’t need a group of friends to talk shit to a white man…because you ALL pussy up…even when you’re with a group…I got your names, numbers, addresses and your pictures…don’t make me come and ring your door bell…
anti-aryan

Hey eggplant stomper…I’m in chicago…come and get some! PUSSY!
anti-aryan

I can RIP MOTHERFUCKER your ass too…and they’ll write about you on this site…
Uncle Joe Mccarthy

i hope jackson ends up in the same hell that mcmahon is in

and ed spends eternity fucking that freak up his perverted ass

he didnt break ground with any of his music as a solo act

he didnt create any dance moves

he didnt do shit

he had a great hype machine and spent alot of time fucking little boys

rot in hell you fuck
Kristin

you ALL make me so fucking sick
Thomas

DS. You have the the world’s most horrible readers. I like your site, took it for a fun diversion. But I won’t be coming back. This comment section defines everything wrong in this world.

As an Atheist I can only hope there is a god to take pity on your souls ..

Signing off….
Ass Rocket

Today’s Accomplishments……Poured a glass of Jesus Juice and spilled some on the dog he then bit my leg but I am too poor to go to the hospital because the greedy system has been gouging us for 30 years….I then played Michael Jackson’s Thriller Album while watching Farrah Fawcett in her Playboy video and gave her a final salute!! I still haven’t mourned over Ed McMahon..Not sure how to commemorate his passing he will be sorely missed!! Who’s Next? Walter Cronkite?
Ernest Borgnine? Mickey Rooney? Mickey Rourke? Mickey Mouse?
cowbulls

It’s a same that Michael had the money to keep his child molester ass out of jail. He deserved what he was giving all those little boys of all colors.
LASERS

imma go head and quote Thomas here(for the most part):

# Thomas Says:
June 26th, 2009 at 1:02 am

DS. You have the the world�s most horrible readers. I like your site, took it for a fun diversion. But I won�t be coming back. This comment section defines everything wrong in this world.

Signing off�.
T Lee

Yeah. Agreed. Ashame… I always thought there was a fun sarcastic irony to this site, but is just blatant racism and I’m out
Shaun

Kristin, tits or GTFO. Tits can help make people feel make better.
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/ Sophie

A lot of people (well, not on this site) are forgetting the fact that he was, in all likelihood, a paedophile.
If he was just a normal guy, that weirdo that lived on the corner of your street, he would have been chucked in jail years ago.
Either we don’t feel sorry for him, or we feel sorry for all paedophiles.
nonprophet0x

haha…burnt at the steak…freakin classic
henryhiggins

Michael Jackson has always been overrated. He did 1 album every 5 years whereas Prince (born the same year) does more like 5 albums a year and still has loads of great stuff only available on bootleg. Prince plays all the instruments like an ace, and his work from 1984-89 is truly groundbreaking while, relatively speaking, Jackson’s is 2-dimensional, slick and derivative.

As a performer… watching old video footage of James Brown, hands down there’s no contest. The Godfather invented the moonwalk and much else, yet never stooped to grabbing his crotch.

Jackson wasn’t that nice as a human being either. Paul McCartney still feels Jackson dealt him a low blow by bluffing about not wishing to purchase the Beatles catalogue. (McCartney thus showed up at the bidding without enough in ready cash.)
http://www.myspace.com/bigsausagepizza_com Harry Kunt

I would like to have sex with MJ’s rotting corpse,
then when I’m done leave a Cleveland steamer on what’s left of his
post-autopsy sewn up chest.
HorneyLohanWanker

I heard Michael died form eating 11 year old meat.

It will get you every time.
Lt.Dangle

After Farrah passes away she arrives in heaven and walk towards the pearly gates.St.Peter tells here since she was such a good person that she could make one wish to help the world. She says I wish that all the children would be safe. A minute later Michael Jackson drops dead.

Rest in peace you kiddie fucker.
nunya

Now you hear all the hypocrites saying they are so “sad” and the world lost a great artist….when in real life they wouldnt be caught dead near MJ

Everybody knew what MJ did and they knew what the fucker got away with ….too bad he didnt die any sooner…his three kids have already been tainted by him and they will never grow up to be normal human beings.
Bob Smith

“you�re posting shit on the internet, and you CAN BE FOUND, LYNCHED,”

Coming from someone who can barely find her way to the keyboard, this seems unlikely

“Burnt at the steak”

I prefer my steak medium, not burnt.

Seriously, if you had completed the 3rd grade, you’d know it was “stake”, not “steak”.