Comments on: RIP Motherfucker the Michael Jackson Edition of the Day

By: Bob Smith

Bob Smith — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:23:07 +0000

“you�re posting shit on the internet, and you CAN BE FOUND, LYNCHED,”

Coming from someone who can barely find her way to the keyboard, this seems unlikely

“Burnt at the steak”

I prefer my steak medium, not burnt.

Seriously, if you had completed the 3rd grade, you’d know it was “stake”, not “steak”.

By: nunya

nunya — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:34:57 +0000

Now you hear all the hypocrites saying they are so “sad” and the world lost a great artist….when in real life they wouldnt be caught dead near MJ

Everybody knew what MJ did and they knew what the fucker got away with ….too bad he didnt die any sooner…his three kids have already been tainted by him and they will never grow up to be normal human beings.

By: Lt.Dangle

Lt.Dangle — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:46:03 +0000

After Farrah passes away she arrives in heaven and walk towards the pearly gates.St.Peter tells here since she was such a good person that she could make one wish to help the world. She says I wish that all the children would be safe. A minute later Michael Jackson drops dead.

Rest in peace you kiddie fucker.

By: HorneyLohanWanker

HorneyLohanWanker — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:14:15 +0000

I heard Michael died form eating 11 year old meat.

It will get you every time.

By: Harry Kunt

Harry Kunt — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:27:17 +0000

I would like to have sex with MJ’s rotting corpse,
then when I’m done leave a Cleveland steamer on what’s left of his
post-autopsy sewn up chest.

By: henryhiggins

henryhiggins — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:29:58 +0000

Michael Jackson has always been overrated. He did 1 album every 5 years whereas Prince (born the same year) does more like 5 albums a year and still has loads of great stuff only available on bootleg. Prince plays all the instruments like an ace, and his work from 1984-89 is truly groundbreaking while, relatively speaking, Jackson’s is 2-dimensional, slick and derivative.

As a performer… watching old video footage of James Brown, hands down there’s no contest. The Godfather invented the moonwalk and much else, yet never stooped to grabbing his crotch.

Jackson wasn’t that nice as a human being either. Paul McCartney still feels Jackson dealt him a low blow by bluffing about not wishing to purchase the Beatles catalogue. (McCartney thus showed up at the bidding without enough in ready cash.)

By: nonprophet0x

nonprophet0x — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:22:10 +0000

haha…burnt at the steak…freakin classic

By: Sophie

Sophie — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:32:15 +0000

A lot of people (well, not on this site) are forgetting the fact that he was, in all likelihood, a paedophile.
If he was just a normal guy, that weirdo that lived on the corner of your street, he would have been chucked in jail years ago.
Either we don’t feel sorry for him, or we feel sorry for all paedophiles.

By: Shaun

Shaun — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:16:01 +0000

Kristin, tits or GTFO. Tits can help make people feel make better.

By: T Lee

T Lee — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:29:12 +0000

Yeah. Agreed. Ashame… I always thought there was a fun sarcastic irony to this site, but is just blatant racism and I’m out

By: LASERS

LASERS — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:52:48 +0000

imma go head and quote Thomas here(for the most part):

# Thomas Says:
June 26th, 2009 at 1:02 am

DS. You have the the world�s most horrible readers. I like your site, took it for a fun diversion. But I won�t be coming back. This comment section defines everything wrong in this world.

Signing off�.

By: cowbulls

cowbulls — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:47:25 +0000

It’s a same that Michael had the money to keep his child molester ass out of jail. He deserved what he was giving all those little boys of all colors.

By: Ass Rocket

Ass Rocket — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:19:15 +0000

Today’s Accomplishments……Poured a glass of Jesus Juice and spilled some on the dog he then bit my leg but I am too poor to go to the hospital because the greedy system has been gouging us for 30 years….I then played Michael Jackson’s Thriller Album while watching Farrah Fawcett in her Playboy video and gave her a final salute!! I still haven’t mourned over Ed McMahon..Not sure how to commemorate his passing he will be sorely missed!! Who’s Next? Walter Cronkite?
Ernest Borgnine? Mickey Rooney? Mickey Rourke? Mickey Mouse?

By: Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:02:19 +0000

DS. You have the the world’s most horrible readers. I like your site, took it for a fun diversion. But I won’t be coming back. This comment section defines everything wrong in this world.

As an Atheist I can only hope there is a god to take pity on your souls ..

Signing off….

By: Kristin

Kristin — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:38:52 +0000

you ALL make me so fucking sick