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Lindsay Lohan is the kind of girl I’d love to watch jump on a trampoline, whether in clothes, in bikini, or naked. She’s just got it goin’ on like no other and I’m hoping anyone who knows her sends out this request because what would only take her 30 seconds to make, would change my fuckin’ life and being a hurtbag charity case, I’ll even make her a tax receipt for contributing to the cause that is my happiness.

Here she is in shorts and no bra while being all amazing…

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Greggo

Ugliest boots I have ever seen! But I would suck her titties.
Perv

It’s a toss up between Lindsay and Courtney Love as to who will be the next celebrity to croak. Both will be dead by the end of the summer and Larry King will come in his pants.

If someone kills Perez first it doesn’t count, I mean a REAL celebrity.
Bob Smith

I’d love to see her walking down the street with those tits swaying from side to side.
BubbleBoy

She should be cast as a holocaust prison camp jew.
Jacko

Just wait….in a few more months without a paycheck my favorite little skank coke whore will be doing porn!
Most likely bukake and marathon interracial gangbangs! OH YEAH!!!
cowbulls

Porn is her future unless she can find a rich partner of either sex to fall in love with her “fire crotch”.

Lindsay Lohan Wears Shorts of the Day