I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting fat.

I think it had more to do with the girl who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk, didn’t want to admit she was talking to some dude from a website because it’s a desperate look, but not as desperate as me trying to get some girl who works for this bitch to tell her I want her to fart in my mouth just so I can taste what that mom ass is bakin’.

Maybe I’m won over cuz I never had a mom, maybe cuz I find something about her hot, maybe it’s cuz she’s accessible, but whatever it is, no matter how fat she gets, I’ll always be willing to hit up an all you can eat buffet with her, as long as it ends in me waking up with the Paris Hilton strain of herpes she has from her fiance fuckin’ around on her….

Here are the pics…

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