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Nothing says “I’m a fat chick who hates my body” like going to the waterpark in a pair of shorts and a T-Shirt. I don’t really know what the fuck Beyonce is doin’ in the water with all her clothes on, but I know the story didn’t end the way I wanted it to and she didn’t get eaten by a shark, I guess she wasn’t on her period.

I am hungover again. Not sure why I do this to myself, but I always seem to manage to.

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starr

so she went in the water with her sunglasses on?

i wont even try to understand her cuz she’s a slut anyways
SmartAmericanWifHugeCock

Ok:

A) DSF is a moron. Beyonce is still hot, with clothes on in the water. Take your beer-goggles off when you wake up in the morning, and all the hot chicks will stop looking like the horse you slept with last night.

B) She’s not a slut; however, conversely, I think her ‘marriage; to Jay-z is a sham. Just like his ‘ownership stake’ in the Nets. J-Z, get your own team. No way a chick like that marries a punk like him, in real life. But it is of course possible, considering all the money he makes. Nothing makes a pussy wetter than money.

C) Her sham marriage, makes me think she is probably lesbian, which is fine by me…I’ve turned several of them out. Unless their butch, they aren’t lesbian, they’re bi.
starr

her marriage is a sham..so that she is known in tha hiphop market…and jayz is known in rnb, pop..w.e tha hell beyonce sings

..and i call her a slut because someone who can prance around on stage, half naked, and dance like a stripper, yet calls themselves a role model to young women, makes me smh…she’s nothin more than a stripper…who can sing
LOL

starr: get a fucking life. you are just made b/c no rich man married you and your fat and ugly.