I am not successful and I don’t know anything about business or marketing, but when you are selling a low level product, let’s say a spray tan in a can like you were Lindsay Lohan, you’re probably better off getting your professional birthday spray tan in the privacy of your own “Samantha Ronson” home, so that the world doesn’t see you leaving a spray tan salon, pretty much telling us that your product isn’t good enough for you and that even you don’t bother with it and just attached your name to it for a quick fuckin’ buck, cuz that kind of hypocrisy and money grubbin sell out scamming behavior pisses me off and if you didn’t have such nice breasts, I’d probably write you a heavy worded email regarding this important personal business matter.

Here are the pics and I think it’s still her birthday, so Happy Birthday, asshole

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