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I did it for Farrah Fawcett so it’s only fair that I do it for Michael Jackson so here’s your last chance to jerk off to Michael Jackson. I’m talking to you Macaulay Culkin.

From this day on it is just the sick memories you have of your first sexual experience, as well as his music, videos and movies, because after today, he’s gonna be pretty hard to reach, maybe a little “indisposed”.

And to the rest of you who have been hard for him all week – this shit’s for you. Now go watch the Memorial Service.

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HorneyLohanWanker

He is 300 million dollars in debt, has an estate worth 112 million, who paid for the golden casket?
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

I’m not a member of Nation of Islam, and therefore don’t care about this guy’s death. Junkies got straight to hell,so enjoy hell, Michael Jackson.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

I’m not a member of Nation of Islam, and therefore don’t care about this guy’s death. Junkies got straight to hell, so enjoy hell, Michael Jackson.
underpassdweller

All this for a dude who invented walking in reverse.
Shaun

King of Pedos is dead.
Amber Taylor

MJ hasn’t been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
Ha.
I just heard this joke 5 minutes ago & I still don’t know how I missed it.

It’s not as funny as the Farrah Fawcett one but it’s still pretty good…