Tennis star Steffi Graf was out with her kids in a bikini.

I’ve edited her kids out of the pictures because I don’t want your kind here, but I didn’t edit out her nose, despite how hard I tried. Mainly because I can’t get off to bitches with sails on their faces, shit throws me off, especially when I realize that that nose was the reason she was so successful in tennis, you know used it as a distraction to her opponents who would get thrown off and stare at her face instead of keeping their head in the game, wondering if she was actually human or some kind of caricature they saw at the boardwalk coming to life is some kind of acid flashback….

Either way, her body is shit for a pro-athlete.

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