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Jessica Simpson Sex Tape with Her Lover of the Day

These are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s intimate relationship with food. You know when all she needed to feel sensual was an all you can eat buffet. Her animalistic cravings for BBQ meats, fried foods and the dessert cart lead to steamy, sometimes raunchy, often obscene and always hot nights together, until a few months went by and she realized not only could she not fit in her pants but that the world had turned on her after finding out about this lucid affair, forcing her to quit the shit cold turkey and hit the gym, turning a new leaf…one without the lover that still hangs over her head, but is now just a memory of a salacious affair she holds dear to her vagina.

We’ve got some screencaps of a filthy and raw and carnal night she spent with a chocolate bar. I’m excited to see what went down after the blowjob…I’m thinking anal….

  • execution_style

    Good news for the Cowboys! Jessica “Yoko Ono” Simpson is now out of the way! Here comes a Super Bowl for Dallas!

  • really

    More like…OH SHIT…who do we blame our suck on now??!!?

  • A man named GOB

    …yeah who gets the blame for other 1500+ days thaey sucked before Jess!

  • A man named GOB

    “I’m excited to see what went down after the blowjob…I’m thinking anal….”

    …yeah I agree, the ol’ Hershey Highway or Dirt Road for Chestica grabs the boobs for support and deeper penatration.
    I’m d/ling the movie right now just to see it in motion. This kinda reminds me of a clip of her that was in a music video lapping at an ice cream cone, it was hot with her long ass tongue curling around the ice cream I know she gives great head.

  • m3

    First sign of a chocolate lover. Now that Romo is gone, and she’s put on some weight, she is definitely going BLACK!

  • cadebra1961

    Gawd, she’s such a dirty pig. I heard Romo broke up with her because he saw that John Mayer texted her, something to the effect of “I miss fucking your titties” or “no one polished my pole like u Jess”, ahahaha!!

  • Bob Smith

    If John Mayer said that, it would have been in Japanese which would’ve puzzled both Jessica and Tony.

    This is not a girl that should be famous; she better suited to being married to a guy who owns a farm so she can have about 6 kids and be fixin’ big meals to the boys working in the fields.

    She’s pretty sturdy, too, so she could be working in the fields herself after she cleans up the dishes.

  • Perv

    Ah Jessica, Mrs. Humpme Dumpme






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