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We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like that time I overcompensated for being a mexican immigrant by trying to get a job and showing the world we’re not lazy, before realizing that was a stupid idea, so I got fired and was forced to live off my wife.

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Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

What part of GET OUT doesn’t this bitch understand? Go back to Tijuana and suck donkey dicks.
Bob Smith

I think that’s unfair to her.

I would hire her to clean on alternate fridays.
suomynona

i would hire her tiny ass, to clean my penis every friday! (it gets dirty every week… just ask yer mom!) but i digress, i think the expression on the face of the guy in the background of the first picture, really captures the essence of the photo! it portrays the classic “LOL WUT?”
Shaun

She’s so ugly she needs to be ‘deported’ from the planet itself. She, and Amy Winehouse.
m

suomynona
cowbulls

I guessing that Tony has hallowed her out and made her useless except for cleaning houses.

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