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Here is George Clooney’s new Italian girlfriend, she was born in 1978 so I guess that makes her too old for me to wanna fuck, but too young for Clooney to date without looking like some kind of pervert who only fucks young hot pussy. At first I thought that she was some local girl who he met in a cafe eating pasta or whatever the fuck they do in Italy, who won her a Clooney and calls all her friends to brag about how she is the vagina to some big American star, but it turns out she’s some actor and model and TV host who is obviously trying to make it in the USA and the best way to get seen is to date a famous person, especially one everyone keeps tabs on who he is stickin his dick inside and since Hollywood is all about money and business deals, I’m sure Clooney owns the rights to her and is gettin’ paid out of this.

Either way here’s a retrospective (ha) of some of her work….

I have done some posts on her in the past, I knew I recognized the whore’s name because it rhymes with anus…and here they are if you are interested….think of it as a retrospective of my work…on this no name Italian….

Elisabetta Canalis in a Brown Bikini
Elisabetta Canalis in a Pink Bikini
Elisabetta Canalis in an Almost Nipple Slip
Elisabetta Canalis in Desperate Need of a Bikini Wax
Elisabetta Canalis in another Bikini

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Shaun

Her face is nothing special, though it would look better with pain written all over it when I rape her.
http://twitter.com/nproductive scott

She has serious dude face, which might explain why Clooney never seems to hold on to a broad for too long.
Expletive: BMP

was she my girlfriend, I’d insist, she stays fully clothed every where else, and naked at home. So that I may lather her body with my love.
Expletive: BMP

She’s so attractive, and I love that. But, she’s Italian, shouldn’t she have just a little bit more meat, not too much, just a little.
m

thats one sexi ass chick right ther
Amber Taylor

From certain angles her face is rather masculine.
cowbulls

Let’s not be too critical. Yes, she is a double bagger but in George’s defense, he’s just nailing her. He will move on soon and she’s getting her 15 minutes of fame. “No harm, no foul” on either side.