I didn’t realize Taylor Momsen was a 15 year old. She’s on TV playing a high school student, and where I’m from, or at least the era I’m from, you need to be in your late 20s for that, you know to give all the girls complexes about why they don’t have full beards, crows feet and man bodies, but I guess times are changing, because here she is celebrating her 16th birthday, which as a skeptic, I think is staged because she looks like a 32 year old crackwhore already, maybe it’s just the Courtney Love hair….or the fact that she’s a teen in fucking see thru lingerie and I don’t find it the least bit attractive, if anything I want to give her a towel, some make-up remover and put her in the backseat of my car to bring home to give a serious lecture to, and I’m not saying that cuz I have a daddy complex, I am saying it because if you’re gonna be 16 and willing to get half naked, let’s move to Rhode Island and do it fuckin’ proper.

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