I got all kinds of emails about this DJ AM shit, some people wanted me to take responsibility for his death like my site helped break him down and lead him to crack like I was his MTV show who put the crack pipe in his hand, or like I was his failed relationships because I mocked him on the regular, when in reality my site doesn’t have that kind of impact. Other people appreciated that I was respectful in my last post about him, but this guy Tim Lo seems to be my new DJ AM replacement, so when I’m at a loss of words or have to reference something as being gayer than bicycle shorts, it’s gonna be directed at Tim Lo because after getting emails like this….
fuck you for writing DJ AM is a cocksucker, not once but twice…i’m putting you on blast. I demand you write an apology to his fans.
Tim Lo
after the idiot went back into my archives and is ripping into my old posts that ripped into DJ AM and now wants an apology. I’m left with no other choice….now that I’m done with that, I am going to go pee on my wife while she takes her bath then laugh at her cuz she can’t get out on her own and beat me….
Because You’re Weekend Was Probably As Sexless AS Mine Was GO
I hate these sisters, but at least they get half naked for attention, because despite it not being as exciting as fullynaked, it is a hell of a lot more interesting than fully clothed and in all honesty, based on Annalynne McCord’s mouth, I think her pussy may be a disgustingly large, and meaty thing to look at, that may or may not have a set of horse teeth growing in the shit.
Either way, here are the sisters trying to live it up as much as they can before the rest of the world realizes they are a waste of fucking space and not nearly as hot or interesting as they think they are….
But then again, what do I know, I’m just a writer of blogs.
Miley was out wearing the Disney Issued shorts she is contractually obliged to wear everytime she goes to a meeting with her bosses, only she was good enough to keep the crotchless feature that buttons up like a pair of Peter Pan pajamas, buttoned up because otherwise these pics would make us all kiddie porn peddlers. Remember one day she will turn 18 and that day will hopefully be the day all you perverts lose interest with her because I can tell you this much, she is not hot.
I met an ex self destructive dude in the woods where I was drinking alone and trying to medidate, you know plan my future, think of what is coming next, plot my escape from the Internet and decide where to escape to, and this asshole rained on my fuckin’ day dreamin’ parade.
He thought I cared about his medical history that he was volunteering, from his drug addiction to hepatitis, to cancer, to a blood infection that made him crazy to his weighloss and walmart shorts before preaching about depression and abuse and how he is a fuckin’ hero in his therapists eyes for breaking free from addiction and having this positive new outlook on life. He preached and preached and fuckin’ went on about how I shouldn’t be drinking, how I shouldn’t be doin’ pill and how a life without the shit is amazing, so amazing that all he fucking talked about was fuckin’ using and dealing with the diseases using gave him, that would be far less of a pain to deal with if he was still using cuz he’d be too high to fuckin’ notice. Either way, I offered him a beer and that was the end of the sobriety talk because he was too busy getting wasted for the first time in 6 months thanks to me.
I wonder what a fall from the top feels like since I’ve always been in the gutter, I hope Mischa writes a memoir before she dies of an overdose cuz I’d love to read about how one day she realized she wasn’t the pretty girl everyone made a big deal about….
I like to think I help people too and here are some pics of Mischa Barton and her drug and alcohol abusing legs.
Let’s face it, if anyone fucks this dude, it is strictly because he is famous or because he was on MTV or because he dated famous people or because he’s a budding rockstar with a pretty commercial sounding rap group, and it’s got nothing to do with how cool he is, how big his scrotum is, or how good lookin or talented he is and that’s why she’s covering her face, because she doesn’t mind the opportunity or doors dating him and his rich father may have for her, but she doesn’t like the rest of the world peering in and calling her out on her little strategic play, because even she knows it is pretty much bottom feeding at its best and that’s something you can’t stand tall and proud and celebrate, especially when we all know his dick’s been in you, you fucking dirtbag.
Kim Kardashian is a new fucking woman, I don’t know what the fuck she did to herself but she doesn’t look the same at all and I guess even she figured she was lame as fuck and a total fucking attention seeking joke who only had a career cuz she let black dudes piss on her like the urinal at my local community center on a thursday night after the basketball practice and it was probably best to do try to escape that by transforming herself into someone know one fuckin’ recognzied. I hear the next big move towards escaping the shit is pulling a Chastity Bono, so enjoy these tits when you have the chance, cuz with whatever bra she has on, they are pretty spectacular.
Based on Alba’s baby, it’s safe to say she’s a dirty fucking girl, because to have a baby takes cum attaching itself to a uterus and in order for that to happen, Alba had to pull the condom out of the garbage and put it inside out and shove the shit inside her at least 20 times before it actually worked, cuz Cash Warren knew she was skipping her pill to trap him, and insisted on using rubbers that he brought, sometimes doubling the fuck up just in case she poked a hole in the shit or one was to break because she lined her pussy with Vaseline or oil based lubricant that destroys condom or some shit cuz she was just that desperate to get knocked the fuck up and trap the man she convinced herself was her soulmate.
So seeing her with wet hair reminds me that like my friend who fucked a girl with AIDS, no matter how many times she scrubs herself down, even to the point of bleeding, the damage is done and she’s still got serious baggage in the form of a kid and despite how great being a stepfather is, it’s not something I recommend for masturbation fanatasies…..dirty girl.
Here are some pictures of her from last week bending over that I forgot to post…..
I’ve liked Charlize Theron since her 1998 Playboy spread when she was first breakin’ into the celebrity industry the way all good girls should break into the celebrity industry. Maybe it had something to do with me just getting into my Africa fetish and was easing my way in slowly with a white as an elephant’s ivory girl, or maybe it’s just because she had it goin on and as far as I’m concerned, still does, especially when playing with a garden hose like it was my dick. Sure, my dick’s not long or as useful, but it is the same color and that’s good enough for me to make this fantasy complete.
I think these are pictures of Geri Halliwell showing little or no respect to Jesus for dying for her sins, but I could be wrong, but thing the Christian fundamentalist she’s go after her for being the antichrist, but maybe she’s just being a fuckin’ idiot, trying to get attention showing off her mom body that I would probably fuck, despite the fact that she got abs tattooed on by some artist who is a master of shading on her sloppy streteched out mom stomach, not that sloppy mom stomach’s ever stopped me in the past, if anything it’s always taken the front seat because it comes with a solid discount.
I don’t know who Kate Walsh is but when I saw these pictures the caption read that she was heading to a meeting at church that lasted 2 hours and I thought she was dressed a little fucking inappropriate, unless of course she was going to the church of short short sluts who can’t make their marriage work.
That said, shit reminded me of this bitch I saw walking down the street yesterday morning in a pair of high fucking heels and a a short forucking dress, hair a mess, walking kinda slow and groggy, probably from having a rough fuckin night doing her walk of shame like the whore that she is, so I asked her if she was on her way to church just to rub it in and bitch just gave me a dirty fuckin’ look and kept walkin’.
So here are some pics of Kate Walsh and her legs, and they aren’t as interesting as her red vagina, but they’ll have to do.
I wonder if this dude ever expected to be dating a teenage popster after her teenage popstar status slowly started to fade and her designer jeans started to get bigger and bigger back when he was just a Canadian kid digging quarters out of his pedophile coach’s asshole in some kind of game he was told would better his chances of going pro, or some shit that I don’t have concrete proof about, but know from people who did do sports that a whole lot of homo shit goes down from the coaches to the teamates in the shower and in private meetings and the bond a team has means never letting that information out.
I guess the good news is that with weight gain comes fatter tits, which is probably more fun for her boyfriend to overcompensate and mask his homosexual fantasies with.
So here’s a video from the other night of Tila Tequila on Ustream trying to be sexy after a drunken night hosting a party at Penn State university where she pretends she’s drunk and wild, when I can tell it’s a bad act, I can also tell she lives a lonely life where she tries to get as much attention as she can from strangers to make her feel important as she sits in her hotel room at night talking nonsense to a bunch of fuckin losers who care what she has to say and hope they can pull at wack to her at 3 am, and despite being a whore who likes showing off her tits and cocktease talking all about nipslips and bullshit….
She keeps talking about where her people are from and loving her fans and reach, like an idiot and she keeps talking about her army and what she writes on twitter and bullshit and the bullshit only had 6,000 views cuz she is irrelevant, useless and no one cares, even though she starts deep throating her fries 15 minuttes into the video like the trash that she is would do. She deepthroats her burger and her fries and no one fuckin’ cares.
This shit goes on for a fucking hour dude… an hour….
I haven’t figured out what is worse, the fact that Kristin Cavallari’s got enough of a career to justify the paparazzi releasing pictures of her, even if she’s paying them to take the pics, or the fact that I am writing about her. I am going to go that me writing about her is worse, because I have control over that shit and if I was a little more creative, I’d find better ways to occupy my time, like playing tennis, or board games, despite how embarassing both those things are to me, they are better than me giving this girl anymore attention or credit she deserves, meaning I will not praise her useless cunt or make fun of it, she’s a nobody and like most nobodies, I’ll just look, expose myself and move the fuck along.
I guess twitter is a good place for whores who made it as whores to show off their whore ways, cuz they don’t need to get approved by editors or any of that shit, they can just take the pics and be on their whore way. Adrienne Curry’s done playboy and been on some useless fuckng reality shows and she’s taken that talent that is a set of fake tits to Twitter cuz no one else gives a fuck about her anymore so she’ll do it her fuckin’ self.
I just got online from a weekend of binging on drugs and booze cuz being straight edge and sober will kill you. So while I go look and see what’s going on, here’s some shit in the stepFORUM to keep you entertained. Along with all the good content, there’s also good people, even girls who will sleep with your pathetic ass if you tell them they are pretty, the challenge is just finding the ones who are actually chicks and not 45 year old dudes pretending to be chicks. It is like a modern day treasure hunt cuz motherfucker, I like adventure. That’s why I ate out a homeless chick on her period this weekend, at least she said she was on her period, but the tampon may have just been there from a while ago, when her irregular, malnourished ass had its last period, or maybe she’s using it to collect the puss from an infection, either way, my tongue feels like I burnt it on a hot cup of tea….keepin’ it classy, one STD at a time.
