I am almost tired of uploading pictures of bitches in bikinis, but figured the last bikini post of the day might as well go to a fucking professional, expecially one as amazing as Miranda Kerr is amazing. When she first hit the scene I found her shit tired and boring and overrated, but whoever it was who found her and brought her into my life, by making her a model deserves a promotion or some shit, he’s a fucking hero. She and her young tight body that dreams are made of…at least someone’s dreams…not my dreams…cuz I am realistic about shit…I more into having dreams about more attainable chicks…like ones who don’t live on the other side of the world and who are desperate for money and willing to do anything for 20 dollars cuz their life depends on it…those girls are EASY….these supermodel bitches are totally high maintenance and expect you to shower…unless they are Kate Moss…in which case they expect you to have STDs…which is part of the reason why she’s awesome…but just as much the reason why she’s disgusting…while Miranda Kerr is just lovely. Here are the pics. I am going to pass the fuck out now…too much third grade level writing for one man in one day.

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