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In my life as a pervert, I don’t think I have ever seen a girl wearing a bikini while she plays tennis and I have definitely never seen a bitch wearing high heeled shoes while she plays tennis, and the only explanation I have for this is that this is the big reveal because she feels good about herself cuz her boyfriend’s been fuckin’ her proper and she isn’t as sloppy as she used to be so why not let the tabloids write about you, but she doesn’t feel quite good enough to wear running shoes, because they don’t make your legs look long and luxurious like heels do and the whole thing is a pretty desperate cry for attention, while her stomach is clearly making a desperate cry for an ab workout.

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Dr.Perverto

FAIL
HorneyLohanWanker

I love it when cunts play tennis in their underwear.

This one needs a few hours in my basement. You know, to punish her for being naughty like this.
Bob Smith

Okay, so here’s where this girl is a combination of two bad trends that makes her seem pretty cunty.

First, she’s a real butter face. You can’t argue that. She simply doesn’t have an attractive face. The body was good 10 years ago, but age has taken it’s toll, so it’s just average 30 year old girl next door.

And she’s a failed actress, so she thinks she’s hot shit.

So combine an overinflated opinion of herself with an faded, average body, and you get cunty.

She would be interesting if she “accidentally” released a sex video, but I’m guessing no guy who would agree to do her is good enough, if you get my meaning.
the-crutch

she had to know photo hogs were lurking. what girl would try and seriously play tennis in those shoes. she wore those just to try and elongate her legs and give them more definition knowing she’d be photographed.
Sookie

Bob Smith: she is not a failed actress. She has worked consistently for over ten years in the television industry – that’s more success than 99.9% of the population will ever attain.
Bob Smith

I think you’re overestimating her success.

She had her 15 minutes 10 years ago.
localsavage

Hollywood is no place for cottage cheese. FAIL!!!!!
cowbulls

First, she is the start of a television show that has been on the air for years and will be again in the fall. Second, she looks self confident and appears to just be screwing around. Third, she still has a great body and those curves are real and trust me; real breasts are way better than silicon. Fourth and most important is she has an attitude that screams, �I�m damn good sexually and if you mount up you damn well better hold on�.
everyweek

tired, tired, tired .. 30? at 30 you need a better chassis than that. honestly! she can afford to work out at that cottage cheese rear..
FAIL
Cunty Cuntall

I’d pound that whore back into shape.