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For those of you who spend hours watching the little girls on your block learning how to ride their bike, here’s something a little less creepy for you to get off to. Sure Anna Paquin isn’t 5 or 6, but she’s doing the best she can to look like she is. Maybe it’s her personal fight against sex offenders, or maybe she just does it cuz she never had a childhood after being forced to see Harvey Keitel’s dick in the movie The Piano. It’s one of those things you can never live down and leave you playing with barbies til you’re 40, but not the same way you play with barbies, you weird fuck.

Either way, she’s engaged to her co-star on True Blood (publicity stunt), cuz there’s no way anyone would marry a face like that. Fuck it, sure, but marry? That’s a whole other ballgame…

Here are those pics of her biking like a 5 year old for you really weird motherfuckers I wish didn’t work as bus drivers, school teachers, priests but also seem to……

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Best time for creepin’ them is when the ice cream truck pulls-up cause when they dismount their sundresses snag on the seat and then i can report to their mothers which of them hussies went commando.Hadn’t thought any of them mature enough for the adult dating scene but after seeing this post will buy them a push-up and if they know their way around it will make reservations at Chuck E. Cheese.
http://www.glosslip.com Dawn

Dude you are wrong about one thing, well, you are wrong about A LOT of things, but Anna, in the right lighting is very pretty.

Plus she reads minds and clearly, she knows you are twisted!
Beth

When an actress looks youngish and is not a skank like most of the others, then, you have to pick on her? How hypocritical.
michael j fox

Hey website owner/shithead. Maybe you should go back to tweezing your half-incher over that ugly coke whore Hohan who you seemed to be bordering on the obsessional with.
Paquin can act and she’s not a dog.
What’s your problem you greasy fucking bigot?
Gildorg

Geez, everyone seems a little hostile here…

I have never found this chick all that attractive. She has smaller boobs and a bigger ass and a decent face.

All that added together, equals… Fairly average chick.

I don’t give a shit if she can act, who the fuck goes to a movie hoping the actress(es) can act or if they are hot or not?

Hotness is what counts…
Gill Avila

Hey–cuteness has its place in the hierarchy of beauty. I’ll pick cute and cuddly over hotness any day.
Dave’s Not Here

Love all the ‘geek love’ that Anna ‘British teeth’ Paquin has over here.

Sweet Lucifer, don’t you dipshits have Sailor Moon or Yaoi comics to masturbate to or something?

SNARK OR GTFO!
Dave’s Not Here

BTW – She looks likes a fuckable retard with that bike and helmet.

That’s right I sayd it.
Uncle Ben’s

Why you stupid american fucks wear a helmet on a bicycle?
Amber Taylor

I guess winning an Oscar doesn’t win you good teeth..
http://twitter.com/MadamMeow MadamMeow

With the helmet on she looks like she has cancer. I would still rip her shirt off though and play with her titties.
pussycat

Uncle ben shes not even american she was born in canada duhhhhh