Here is everyone’s favorite battered wife, who we all know was sitting in the front seat of the car punching herself in the fucking face in some crazy raging episode that night Chris Brown was arrested because she read one of his text messages to another girl like a jealous psycho piece of shit. I’ve seen it happen time and time again, where an innocent motherfucker gets locked up because his girl is on her fuckin’ period and causes a huge fuckin’ stink, only to get back with the motherfucker a few weeks later without thinking that she’s a public figure and is now going to have to pretend he actually did beat her ass down, so little girls don’t think it is ok to be beaten by men, even though both Chris Brown and Rihanna know the truth. That is why they are getting married in Barbados in the next 10 months according to my source who hates all things RIhanna and likes ranting everytime I mention how much I wanna fuck her Bajan pussy…..especially when it wears dresses that belong on stage at the stripclub…..not that this dress looks like it’s of stripper quality, cuz it’s not, it’s boring….

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