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I See Dead People / Mischa Barton of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. I shouldn’t be hating on these pictures of Mischa Barton because for the longest time I’ve said she looked her best as the dead kid under the bed with stomach flu from the move Sixth Sense, and now she’s finally goin’ back to her roots, only instead of movie make-up, this shit is real fuckin’ deal unhealthiness and it is really sexy. I guess it’s the same reason I went hunting through the Emergency Room at every hospital trying to find people with Swine Flu or terminal illness to be there last lover like I’m the fuckin’ make a wish foundation, or how my friend applied for a job at the morgue to wash dead people, because of all the pussy he figured he’d getto see that wouldn’t say no, only she’s not dead yet, just going through a bit of a rough patch that may leave her dead while lookin’ like death and the whole thing is far too gothic for me, bitch needs to invest in some blush, or a spray tan, maybe even a vacation cuz this is almost to the point of scary.

  • Perv

    Man, she looks like shit! Even worse than I do before my morning coffee. But that pookie nipple makes me want to fuck her anyway.

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

    It’s never too late to reconsider killing yourself, Mischa. I know if I had your dumpy posture and porky thighs, I’d attach a hose to my car’s exhaust pipe and breath deep. You know, the funny thing is: no one will miss you ha ha.

  • Billdozer

    There is just something about her that intrigues me. I love her and would like to get invited to her house and have her make me a lasagna dinner and drink some wine and then maybe watch a movie or a tv show and I would only try to kiss her on the first date, ya know, because I am a gentlemen and all and we could develop a meaningful relationship and get married and have a couple of kids….I’m going to start looking at tuxedos just in case!

  • Joe

    Give here a break. Tricyclic antidepressents will do that (at least she’s taking them). When they kick in she gonna be fine.
    The girl likley had an enzyme issue like millions of people who never get it sorted out. Add the Hollywood BS made it worse she needs to stay in NY

  • Expletive: BMP

    I get depressed all the time, and i don’t take pills for shit either. All this chick needs is some one to claim to love her whilst crying and skeeting on her feet, followed by licking her feet then sucking on her bunghole whilst tumbling her clit to orgasm.

  • pennwood

    She looks really rough there ….. not to worry though, Hollywood can fix that in a jiff. When she needs to, she’ll look fabulous.

  • Rob

    She must on be on ant-abuse & heavy meds to bump her off all the drugs and booze. Those meds slow EVERYTHING down.
    With some people its the only way if they want to be let out on the street. Better then 3-6 months locked up in some hospital.
    ….thats likley her “minder” behind her
    I saw her with her mother who is very overweight and bell shaped in New York.
    This girl has a lot of fighting to do shes in bad shape…Its no joke

  • Amber_Taylor

    I hate her more than anyone.
    Ugly dumpy saddle-bags & shapeless legs.

    Ugh…






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