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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her New Face Shopping of the Day

This is like a scene out of that movie Pretty Woman, not becauase Lohan’s lookin’ pretty, but because she’s lookin like a streetwalker who has landed a John dumb enough to give her his credit card to hit up the highend boutiques and buy herself something that makes her look presentable for all his upper class lawyer friends. Not only am I surprised that she still has money to buy all the expensive clothes she buys, but I’m also surprised at why her face looks like a Halloween mask and it’s only August, not to mention the boutique was nice enough to let her bring her Monkey inside to shop with her, which is a lot better than the store owners around me who yell at me when I bring my dog in, I guess because I’m not Lindsay Lohan and I didn’t star in a couple movies 5 years ago. Just another example of how life is unfair…..

  • shaun

    Why doesn’t a nigger break into her home and rape + murder her?

    C’mon niggers. Do something good for once.

  • Expletive: BMP

    sorry, i got nothing, this fucking cunt isn’t worth it.

  • roscoe

    Just fit her for a straight jacket and cart her off to rehab.

  • Imtheloserbehindyou

    I know how she can make tons of money being a sponser for coca-cola she seems to drink it all the time.

    Id still hit that ass.

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

    Let’s be serious just for a moment: this woman engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or drugs, right? I mean, that’s how she makes her living, right? But I mean, she’s not actually considered an actress or a movie star or anything, right? Because she’s a hooker. A whore. A street-walking strumpet. The bitch is a dirty prostitute, so why can’t we just call her that? Ugly, too. Keep it real, yo.

  • tj

    such a hot bitch






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