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Heidi Montag for the Miss Universe Pageant of the Day

I was watching an interview with Heidi Montag on one of those Access Hollywood type shows over the weekend while at my friend’s house. She was being asked about her tits and how they aren’t as big as she wants them to be and then they went into the amount of orgasams she has in a day where she went on about Spencer’s dick being perfection, and the whole thing disgusted me but not as much as her Miss Universe performance where I am pretty sure she was lip syncing the worst song in the history of songs and the whole thing is fuckin’ with my head, because for the most part, fake titty blonde girls doing shitty stage shows is a huge part of who I am and what I like doing with my time…..but I won’t let scum like this twat and her stupid publicity stunts affect me, she’s just a fucking joke and everything she does is pretty laughable, even if she makes a lot more money than all of us combined, she’s still a fucking clown and I’ll just wait patiently for the day Spencer’s hanging from the rafters in a Canadian Motel after stuffing her in a suitcase….yes, this is a what too soon situation….

  • Kelley

    You can’t even spell orgasm right ? Jesus … the unnecessarily foul language is bad enough, but shit spelling ?? Buy a dictionary.

  • Amber_Taylor

    Yes, way too soon & way too awesome.
    :)

  • bear

    Amazing,
    Kelley…. what a dick






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