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Remember this bitch from Fight Club? Well it looks like that her common law husband, Tim Burton turned her into one of the gothic monsters you’d find in one of his movies. Only I don’t remember Beetle Juice or Edward Scissor Hands or even Pee Wee’s big adventure being a sloppy fat bitch in a bikini….maybe he based this look off the movie Big Fish and he pulled it off by letting her on set of Charlie and the Chocolate factory…..cuz he got turned on shooting Planet of the Apes and wanted his woman to have the same fuckin’ body type as those motherfuckers…..

I always thought Goths liked to look more like dying corpses but I guess she is keepin it real since she looks like fuckin’ hell.

You liked that play on words didn’t you. I’m sure I coulda done better but it’s the end of the fuckin’ day, now stare at this cellulite ridden ass and have nightmares…that’s all Tim Burton wanted in makin her look like this….

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m3

I would pound that flabby White ass like nobody’s business.
Expletive: BMP

^^^^ i’ll go all between that juicy bit and blow bubbles for days, not only sweetness but closer to cougar sweetness, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
Billdozer

I’ll bet she blows bubbles in the tub, out of asshole and her cooch! That ass is the slappin’ kind, leaving a big red hand print right on those doughy cheeks and watch them ripple.
davis18

Sounds like we don’t really mind that huge, pale white, cellulite ridden ass.
I’m diving in too.
Cupcake

Well she had a baby….but she still should’ve wore something more covering, but i guess her and Tim don’t believe in mirrors so they can’t see what a mess they are..
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she is 43, after all. Plus there is no way she is going to look as good as she did ten years ago when fight club came out, not after having children.
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Tim Burton has a unique style when making his movie. I love Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands.*`”
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Tim Burton is an eccentric director in my opinion but he has his own unique style-`;
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Tim Burton is just a very talented director and i love all his works“:
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tim burton does really have that unique style with regards to his movies*.-