I was walking my dog the other day and I saw all these flies circling something on the ground. When I got closer I realized that it was some dead animal or its fetus that was hairless and weird lookin’. I am not sure what it was but it was really pink and hairless and looked like skin was pulled over a little skeleton. I thought about taking a picture to share with you, but I am a pussy when it comes to that shit and I started gagging, but thanks to Rachel Zoe I don’t have to because it pretty much looked like she does, just instead of wearing a black sheet on the beach, it wore maggots that were eating its organs….

As much as we can make fun of this rat of a woman, the truth is that she was a stylist at the peak of Lohan/Richie and all those other young slutty celebrities, and she is the reason they all got skinny, and in them getting skinny, they put a ton of pressure on the teenage girls of that era to be skinny, all of whom are around 18 now and all of whom are superficial little sluts who aren’t fat and dress half naked. So if anything Rachel Zoe deserves some fuckin’ love and we should be celebrating her as we watch her struggle on her walk on the beach because she feels weak from not eating, because it won’t be too long before its too late and she’s wheelchiar bound or dead from an anorexic heart attack, and no hero deserves to go down like that….

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