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I don’t like The Hills or any of the people it unintentionally threw up who became celebrities, but there’s something about these pictures that I find hot. Maybe it’s Audrina’s stumpy legs and round ass, or maybe it’s the look on her face that reminds me of the time I was working as a janitor at a mall and this old man just kinda sat in the food court with these empty look on his face for 8 hours before we checked on him to find that he was dead, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got big round fake tits and I’ve never seen big round fake tits like they are something magical, oh wait, I have seen fake tits on numerous whores and I never get impressed with that shit cuz it’s like getting impressed over someone’s new t-shirt or someshit, so I guess I find these hot because she hangs with fat chicks cuz fat chicks are what my life is all about and as miserable as they are, they are always fascinating to watch eat.

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yylily

—————————————She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire

personals site “”"”" M e e t i n g W e a l t h y . c o m”"”"”last week. I am wondering what kind

of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?——————
Expletive: BMP

hey fat chicks needs love to, besides a few weeks on my skeet diet (best to suck it fresh thrice daily) and she’ll be ethiopian enough to make audrina envious.
skeeter

oh baby, i love your hippie/summer style dress. the buddy holly glasses accentuate your eyes and round face. that silky, light tone skin bring goosebumps to all my nerve endings. we can take that picnic basket you call a purse to the park and hold hands as we circle the shallow pond and feed the ducks the crumbs from your sandwiches. i know this is an unattainable reality but i still can dream.
cowbulls

What’s not to like? That ass looks great and I can think of two ways to use it and Audrina is too slow to say no before I was in there. Those fake breasts are a nice fashion accessory although not nearly as much fun as the real ones would be. Finally, she has a lot of oral experience or she wouldn’t have got the role on the Hills.
m

nice legs ,nice walk
shaun

Oh I’d rape her so hard my dick would break and fall into her pussy whereupon it would dissolve into her diseased cunt never to be found again.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

My boyfriend was saying that he’d like to chop her head off and drive around with her in the trunk of his car for a few days, but now hat I think about it, he was probably talking about me, so no need to worry, he and I talk that way all the time, it’s our little love game ha ha.