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Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Horny of the Day

I don’t know what’s up with Lohan, but she looks angry. Maybe Samantha Ronson’s sticking her dick in some other famous pussy now that she’s gone as far as she can go by riding Lohan’s name and becoming relevant, at least more relevant that her acoustic stage show she was hustlin’ before, or maybe it’s got nothing to do with Samantha Ronson and she’s just having a bad day, and really why do I fucking write about it like I care, when I totally don’t. If anything, I just like how Lohan constantly changes her look to give me different characters to include in my masturbation fantasies, whether it be ex stripper, or strung out stripper, or teen popstar, or whatever, her outfit changes do serve a purpose for me and that purpose is cumming.

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    I want my cock to be 9 inches into her cooter, with my cockhead pushing up against her uterus, and just a gentle rocking back and forth, until I can’t last any longer.

    The torrential flood of jizz might damage her insides, but by that time, who cares?

  • http://twitter.com/nproductive scott

    She’s pissed that she looks like Lisa Rinna.

  • Queen Headlocker

    Maybe those are her “acting” faces. She’s in a movie now you know.

  • Queen Headlocker

    BTW most of my Linsay Lohan sex fantasies involve me slapping the shit out of her while she goes down on me. I also like to include Sam walking in on us and throwing Lindsay aside to handle me herself.

  • http://twitter.com/MadamMeow MadamMeow

    Holy fucking shit she went and color coordinated her hair and her shirt to her fire hydrant. Damn what I wouldn’t give to lift my leg and piss on her.

  • yylily

    —————————————She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”" M e e t i n g W e a l t h y . c o m”"”"”last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?——————

  • skeeter

    she asked me to break into her house tonight

  • Bob Smith

    She’s a weird looking chick.

  • LL

    Fantasies is all you will ever have you F asshole, you make me sick !!!
    Greeting from Long island get a fucking job already

  • Bob Smith

    LL,

    I advise more jagermeister. It will make you funnier.

  • LL

    FU2 Bob Jagermeister sucks!

  • Neil

    I know you are a “closet something”, just can’t figure what that something is. Pics remind me of encrusted panties.

  • Hater Joe

    Can someone ban this yylily spammer ?






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