A contestant on So You Think You Can Dance flashed her cunt and it didn’t get edited out and aired on TV, so I figure if that network and all their advertisers support pussy flashes, they should support me. On a side note, I never understood why this sudden interest in dance hit, you know robbing strippers from their fate and giving them real legit careers, but I guess now it all makes sense, you know since this dancing revival is responsible for pussy being on TV……
Pics via some guy and his digital camera who watches gay tv programming…
Here’s the video from some other guy with a digital camera and TiVo….
Alyssa Milano is a whore and I am not just saying that because she blocked me on twitter when all I was doing was trying to be her friend. If twitter was high school, she would have been the popular girl who had a party and invited the whole class excpet for me because I was the socially awkward immigrant no one really liked and were actually a little creeped out by and I guess guess that did happen to me in high school and I am sure it happened to some of you, and being reminded of it by some chubby aging cunt in Hollywood doesn’t make me happy and knowing she’s not down to earth but is superficial and high maintenance first hand makes me happy cuz I never bought her sports loving, man’s chick biullshit……but I am saying she’s a whore because of this public display of being a whore with some dude…
Lady Gaga is still pulling her ridiculous and is wearing less and less clothes. I find her tedious and disgusting and I don’t know if she is a he or if she is just clowning all of us while exploiting all the gay cliches she can, but I do know that when she was in Toronto, I did grab her ass behind her security’s back and she didn’t seem to feel it or realize I was grabbin at her amongst the chaos, or if she did she didn’t care because when you are as ugly as her, you take all the touching you can get, but now I’m all confused as to whether that makes me gay. Eithery way, I probably should have done the world a favor and kidnapped her when I had the chance and chain her to a tree in the middle of the woods to fend against the elements in her pantless outfit.
Here she is in concert annoying me and flashing her ass.
Here is what could be pussy lip, but could also be ballsack….
Here’s a serious gang of fucking losers….but I can’t help but focus on Mary Cary an already clinically obese woman’s fake tits, because one looks like a deflated tired on an old broken down truck her dad was shooting beer cans off of in their trailer park backyard, so I guess this story of trash just comes full fuckin’ circle. I hate implants and I hate Mary Cary and I don’t understand who the hell watches her fuck but more importantly who pays her to fuck and even more importantly someone who gets off to her fucking, but I’m thinking that Phoebe Price and these other nobodies are her only fans, at least I am hoping, but then again this is Phoebe Price’s birthday party, so maybe these nobodies are actually Phoebe Prices only fans…and I’m just sad I wasn’t invited to the party…
I know you watch Wild Things on repeat because you love seeing Kevin Bacon’s cock and like pretending you like seeing Neve Campbell and Denise RIchards dyke out over and over again, because you are a closet case. I’m just happy that shit was filmed a bunch of years ago because lets face it, seeing her naked now would be a lot less exhilerating and a lot more like watching your mom fuck, only with a few more STDs since no one in Hollywood uses condoms and everyone in Hollywood is disgusting, especially when they were in Bon Jovi before they were in Denise Richards’ groupie pussy.
You know a tit’s not too perky when shit hangs in a shirt like some kind of half-full, or half empty, depending on whether you are an optimist or pessimist. You know when it looks like her tits are spread on her chest like fuckin’ peanut butter on toast. Shit’s straight out of an African tribe, or the pages of national geographic, or what is better known as my masturbation material before the internet, making this some kind of throw back porn for those of you into African tribal tits, but not so into the Africa part.
Here is some bullshit Funny or Die video, even though I hate Funny or Die, but it’s a lot easier to post than pictures cuz I am lazy.
The video is about a group of almost celebs talking about breast cancer and giving themselves self checks, and the whole thing is fucking boring, even when Alyson Hannigan feels up one of the bitches. You could just press play to find all this boring out for yourself, instead of making me do this recap cuz I am lazy….
The joke is weak as fuck, but I like celebrating tits and saving girls everywhere from having to chop them off, because I am a fucking hero when it comes to tits, so I figure I’ll post it for you to masturbate to.
I feel bad posting these calendar pics of Rachel Stevens cuz I know that no one is going to go out and buy her calendar and it was her last attempt to make some money to pay for her luxurious life thanks to getting into the industry at a young age and becoming famous and capable of buying anything she wanted, until that whole S-Club 7 show I used to jerk off to fad died the way it was supposed to.
I don’t feel bad, because any idiot who releases a calendar is just too behind the times to deserve making any money. They do deserve to be ripped off. I also don’t feel bad because I don’t really have a soul, but I do have the closest thing I’ve felt to a boner in a long time lokin at this girl. She may be my soulmate who I’ll never get to be with becuase society has put her where she is and me where I am but I’m thinking that’s probably not it and it’s more to do with how good of a fuck she would be, even if she was sleeping thru the whole thing….I mean ideally if she was sleeping thru the whole thing…that way she can’t tell me to stop or call the police….
There’s some Italian piece of shit movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I’ve written about before, because the paparazzi agencies are posting pics of these random stars I’ve never heard of, but would want to seduce with my boyish good looks and by boyish good looks I mean my penis the size of a 3 year old’s penis, not that I know what I three year olds penis looks like, but I do know what my penis looks like.
I have heard of Michelle Hunziker, she’s some hot 30 something european bitch who has posed naked and shit, and apparently she acts.
I know Heather Locklear was once a hot piece of woman and if you like zombie lookin’ bitches who look like their faces belong in an open casket cuz the botox puffed shit out and left it lifeless, she still is, but all I see is a drooping mess buried in a lot of fucking make-up and a shitty body, making me wonder why she gets work. Oh right, because of her phenomenal acting skill also knows as sucking the producers dick cuz she’s a whore not that that’s a new concept or anything, I just think it’s the only explanation.
I am not in Paris for Fashion Week because fashion isn’t really my thing and Paris is pretty faggy and romantic and made for rich people, give me a full tank of gas and a shitty RV and I’m happy, but Miranda Kerr is and as she walks thru the airport she looks like she’s staring in some kind of old movie that is all glamorous and classy and that kind of refined look makes jerking off on her face a lot more fun. I’ve always loved the uptight girls who you’d expect to see with their napkins on their laps eating at fancy restaurants drinking expensive wines and talking about current events or in the park having a picnic with herself reading some smart person book like this was 1940s let loose, so to any guys out there who are friends with this girl, or see her in a bar, do your best to treat her like a lady and by lady I mean whore and camera phone that shit.
If I dressed my teenage girl like a little whore and sent her to school, or staged photoshoots with her in the park, the police would pull me the fuck over and arrest my ass for being some kind of sex offender, but for some reason the producers of Gossip Girl not only get away with dressing this Momsen 16 year old like a whore and making money off of her like she was their ho, but they also send a bitch in to play with her vagina in front of the world and no one is doin’ shit about it cuz they are all Hollywood and shit, proving yet again that life’s just not fair.
Here’s a picture of what I assume is a maxipad slip because she’s too young and virginal for tampons…
Drew Barrymore premiered her Charlie’s Angel 4-The Rollerskate Years movie staring the cunt I can’t stand from Juno because Drew Barrymore milks this whole Girl Power bullshit that gives girls everywhere the wrong idea about their place in the world, fucking up the whole balanace of the world and more importantly works against all the hard work men have put into keeping their bitches their bitches, if you know what I mean. When the reality is that roller derby chicks, like suicide girl chicks, are fat, lesbian, rockers with tattoos who no one really wants to see naked, except maybe other roller derby chicks, you know after they finish beating each other up oin the rink.
She wore some fetish dress that would look great with my cum dripping off it, provided it was on another chick, we’ll just leave this pig-face for the Mac guy.
Rosa Acosta is one of those pieces of gutter trash girls who I guess is in Hip Hop videos or some shit because I’ve been hearing her name a lot all because she’s got a stupid fuckin’ ass. It turns out she’s got a friend named Tammy Torres who is equally gutter trash who also has a crazy ass and since I was drinking til 6 am, this is an easy post for my hangover because I like ass, even if it’s on girls who the rest of them reminds me of whores at a bad 80s heavy metal show. They are shooting a 2010 Calendar because I guess their target market are really into Calendars because keeping track of dates is really important when you’re street hustlin’ and have 3 different blackberries, one for your baby momma to call you, one for your jump offs to call you and the other for bidness…..
The paparazzi remain cocksuckers…I got this email yesterday from a big paparazzi agency who I was legally getting pictures from:
I was asked to disable your account by upper management. I believe your postings have pushed the boundaries of “Good taste”
So I wrote:
I played by the rules, I respected your limits you instilled and now you are shutting down my account because my content pushes the boundaries of good taste? I didn’t realize Splash was Emily fuckin’ Post’s rules of etiquette in how you conduct yourself or your business following celebs in their most intimate moments…and killing Princess Diana. Cocksuckers.
When the paparazzi say you are pushing the boundaries of “Good Taste” you know you are fucking gutter.
On a more interesting note I got this spam and it made me laugh….
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am pleasure to know you from Internet !
If this email disturb you, Please ignore or delete ! Thanks !
On a more interesting note, I need a monkey to affectionately hold my thigh……my wife isn’t as cute….
On an even more interesting note, Here are my stepLINKS….
