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Pregnant with Matthew McConaughey’s second baby that he knows about, Brazilian Camila Alves showed off her hairy swollen uterus. Maybe it has to do with her hormones being all out of wack since she’s got something growing inside of her, but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with her latin roots cuz those bitches tend to be hairy as fuck, which always amazes me because I’ve got latin roots but for some reason have a patchy beard that reminds me of a 13 year old french kid. Maybe that means that I’m more woman than I like to admit, depsite being forced to admit it everytime I take a piss and realize I’m squirting out of nothing more than a pathetic little clit, but that’s not the point, the point is that I’d definitely fuck this bitch well into her third trimester without a condom, just because I know she can’t get pregnant with my kid if she’s already pregnant, it’s real simple biology.

Bonus – Matthew McConaughey’s mom was also sluttin’ out on the beach with her Texan granny ass….

Pics via INF

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ToddRH

She was sooooo frikin’ hot and now her vag is destroyed by having a second baby in a short time. I hope she can bounce back like Brooke Burke!
Ericka

I don’t see the hair…it looks more like the dark line many pregnant women get that goes away afterwards, linea nigra is the official name.
Duhsers

That’s not hair, you jackass. It’s called a “linea negra” – a black/dark line of skin pigmentation that ALL women get when they’re pregnant. The darker your skin tone, the darker the line – it eventually fades after the baby is born. There’s no hair involved – no “happy trail” – she might have some peach fuzz that was already there, but that’s it. Come on -
Tina

Thank you Duhsers.. it’s caused from hormonal changes that affect the pigmentation in your skin during pregnancy.
J

Seriously, it’s not hair you dumbass. Good grief. Thank you to the previous posters that beat me to pointing this out.
Kat

Duhsters, not all women get that wack linea negra, esp not the light ones.
Duhsers

Kat – I’m as light as can be, and I still got it, though it was still faint by most standards…and I did note the darker the pigmentation, the darker the line…
skeeter

i wonder how these two lovebirds met? i bet a pouch of mint skoal that she was scrubbing his toilets and washing his undergarments and he just couldn’t resist.
note to self, knock up foreign chicks while traveling in other countries. ruin their nations as payback. two can play this game camila
YUCK

shes gross
ugly ugly
Marie-Antoinette

I have three chidren, and never had that line. It’s very rare not to have it, almost every pregnant woman have that line.

Then again, I am among the few these days that have conceived all my children in wedlock, and still remain happilly married, 20 years on.
Lucci

they met at a restaurant.
she was having dinner with a friend, he was with his friend as well.
he asked them to sit with him, they had a few drinks and he invited them to go to his place afterwards. The rest is history…
Tina

Kat,
I’m also pale as can be and I got it. What’s your point???? Why is it “wack”? Have you ever had a baby or are you just dumb????
AMP3

“Skeeter”…did that happen yo you? Were you scrubbing toliets and taken by someone? Please. Is that all you have to say? Stupid.