Shauna Sand is pretty much the closest thing in Hollywood to a washed up prostitute. She’s got the scars and the plastic surgery battle wounds that make her look like she’s fuckin’ melting, which is kinda funny if you think about it, considering the whole reason she got plastic surgery in the first place was to advance her career and to really embrace her sex appeal. Now there isn’t enough plastic surgery technology in the fucking world to save her, but the good news is there will always be homosexual Euro lookin’ boys to take the free ride and pretend to have sex with her, as long as it gives them some visibility in the industry, as workin’ a waiter or bar tending job, just isn’t as effective as it once was…

That said, I’m surprised she’s even wearing underwear, because that’s not the kind of girl I’d expect her to be, but I guess it’s the only tool she can use to keep her pussy and lady parts from falling out of her and dragging behind her on the ground like some kind of disgusting tail.

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