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Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts….

Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    Holy shit, look at those fucking thumbs! They are like paddles!

  • m

    whats the obsession with her thumbs and not her appeal, dude I downloaded the kiss yesterday I dont need to watch the whole movie

  • Cornflakes

    I am disappointed to see that she has so many clothes on.

  • Squeasel

    I can’t wait til she shows her cock.

  • shaun

    “Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…”

    This is just epic, Martinez. Love ya. ;)

  • megan

    she said she whould NEVER do a sex tape!!






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