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Kelly Brook Naked for Ralph Lauren of the Day

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Kelly Brook got some gig posing naked for Ralph Lauren, the downside is that she's covering her pussy with a bunch of flowers, which is a bit of a stretch because I hear her pussy hasn't got anything in common with flowers, despite what she wants people to believe, and more in common with rotting meat in the dumpster outside my butcher shop down the street. I don't know if thst's true, I just had nothing to really say about her since I know nothing about her or pictures of naked bitches with flowers, I just know that I once bought my wife roses and tried to convince her to let me fuck her with one back in the day, but only cuz I thought a "thorn in her pussy" would be a hell of a funnier expression that a "thorn in her side" and knew she needed to feel it first hand to really have conviction when dropping that line in public. Unfortunately, shit never came to fruition cuz she ruins all my fun. I have no idea what kind of drivel I am talkin' but I do know that Ralph Lauren photoshopped her pussy out, defeating the whole point in having her fucking naked to begin with, assholes....
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  • drunken pig

    I was unaware this site was,celibrating national ugly chick day?

  • Jawja the Godfather from Inside

    Dude, nightfall, a grocery bag or closed eyes coupled with a vivid imagination can cure ugly every time. So can you deal with the rest she has to offer?

  • drunken pig

    Yes Jawja, you sir bring up a valid point.You should see what I have chained up in my basement!! Jeeeeesh!!

  • D.A.W.

    “I don’t know if thst’s true, I just had nothing to really say about her since I know nothing about her or pictures of naked bitches with flowers.”

    Since you don’t know nothing about Kelly Brook, that just means that you are both an Ignorant Jackass and too much of a Lazy Dog to simply look up Kelly on the Interner. There are thousands of pictures of her there — and she has been a top-notch model of lingerie, hosiery, swimwear, and other garments for most of this decade. She very rarely or never poses naked as a jaybird, but she has modeled hundreds of skimpy outfits. She has also been voted the sexiest woman in the United Kingdom more than once; and she has tried her hand at TV and movie acting; and she was a top competitor in the British TV series “Simply Come Dancing”, which has had a big spin-off in the United States & Canada. She seemed to be well on her way to winning the thing when her father passed away in the midst of the series, and that threw her for a spin – forcing her to drop out.

    So, to the person who raked Kelly over the coals in this Web site – Being an ignorant pig is simply no way to live….
    D.A.W.

  • MEGADOUCHE

    ^^^Fag. Go get butthurt at TMZ

  • brock

    what a dog…wow..RL has gone down hill hasn’t it..

  • drunken pig

    Hehe….daw said hosiery!!

  • D.A.W.

    Dear good chap’s
    I must retract my rather foolish ramblings earlier,my sheep(lover) recently retired and I am not used to fornucating with the other farm animals,seem’s daisy my pig will not stand still,in fact kicked me wh’ilst an attempt of anal exploration was perpetuated!! Cheerio!!

  • localsavage

    Yawn…call me when you want to show some pink.

  • Bob Smith

    Weird looking face. I would have to turn out the lights to do her.

    If she’s the sexiest woman in the U.K., it’s only because they let all the misogynic gay guys vote.

  • http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

    (850): Who was the kid with the sombrero last night? (850-1): that was a cop and he didnt have a sombrero til you put it on him

    My Drunk Texts.com For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.

  • Dam6

    Guys, do any of you know how OLD these pics are? Why not go to a much better site and check out some new pics of Kelly Brook? Hollywoodtuna has her latest pics.






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