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Heidi Klum and Seal are serious fucking breeders. I’ve heard about couples wanting to have a kid or two, but she seems to be constantly pregnant and lookin at the size of her now really scares me, not only because I can’t stand the idea of a baby growing inside another person like some kind of virus or STD, like the girl who makes me sandwiches who told me she had to take the day off to get pre-cancerous cells burned off her cervix because she had sex with dirty people in her youth and had HPV making me want to fuck my sandwich instead of eating it cuz it was just that fucking hot, only in Heidi Klum’s case shit does a lot more damage to her pussy…not that Seal hasn’t already done an amazing job massacring that thing, I mean she’s definitely not married to him because of his boyish good looks, since he looks like something out of a horror movie, which may be something German’s like since they are a sick breed of jew killing monsters, she’s married to him because of his massive dick.

Here are pics of her hard nipples and her massive belly that I am pretty sure she will bounce back from….

Pics via Fame

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drunken pig

She even said the first sight was love @ the gym when she saw his huge package,SLUT!!
HorneyLohanWanker

I would get the milk flowing in those fun bags!
ann

you stupid fuck! these are the dumb people who dont know anything about any other part of the world than their dumb homecountry which is full of shit. fuck you and your stupidity!
chu

wow, classy comment on germans.
AM

Trying too hard to be edgy and high-larious.
Shatzoo

bleh , you are one dumb american…
David

That is the longest run-on sentence ever!!
Erin

Wow, I mean just WOW. Apparently you’re allergic to paragraph usage and I’m so sorry for that. Here, here’s a kleenex but also out of what could only be sheer boredom are you attacking a famous couple who have actually had the sense to stay together and in love, and have kids!

I’m sorry, their decision to have children affected your personal life when, exactly? Leave them alone. He’s gorgeous, she’s beautiful and through thick and thin, this is a couple who have avoided the bullshit and kept things together, for themselves and their beautiful family.
Erin

Also, glancing over your site again, I can give you this honest review. You are never, ever going to be as funny as the superficial dude.

You’re going to try, and post articles and probably cry yourself to sleep at night while chewing your fingernails to a bloody stump, but you just won’t be as funny as he is, and that’s largely because you just aren’t funny.

He prints mean stuff about people, but at least he’s amusing.

I seriously think you should go and speak to your career counsellor. If you’ve already graduated from college then my fear of the USA is valid.
sorry

…i laughed.
no one has a sense of humor anymore.
they try to put blinders on their thoughts.
you can realize how something IS funny or would be to others and that makes it funny.

i’m sure AM meant CLASSIC comment on germans.
drunken pig

All is well…Erin has been violated via dry anal. Ridden HARD and put away wet!! Life is good!!