There’s some Italian piece of shit movie called Christmas in Beverly Hills that I’ve written about before, because the paparazzi agencies are posting pics of these random stars I’ve never heard of, but would want to seduce with my boyish good looks and by boyish good looks I mean my penis the size of a 3 year old’s penis, not that I know what I three year olds penis looks like, but I do know what my penis looks like.

I have heard of Michelle Hunziker, she’s some hot 30 something european bitch who has posed naked and shit, and apparently she acts.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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