Halloween is going to be fucking crazy and by “crazy” I mean boring, because every year I am let down at how typical Halloween plays out. It’s always the same costumes. Nothing crazy ever happens. I don’t know why idiots jump thru the hoops and do it year after year but can only assume it is because they are miserable and bored in life.
I guess we’ll find out Monday if anyting worth happening happened, but I have no fucking hope, and the sad thing is all I really need to make this Halloween better than Halloween’s past is more fucking nudity and less fucking cockteasing chicks letting their inner sluts out PG-13 style…I need people fucking as a costume, or girls masturbating as a costume, or bitches addicted to my dick as a costume
…either way, who cares, click on my stepLINKS….they are more satisfying…
Veronika London is a Slut from Toro Magazine You’ll Want to Fuck GO
Why Am I Not Surprised that Katie Price Likes Banging Cross Dressing Trannys?
Seriously Though I Wonder Who’s cock is Bigger GO
Personally I’d Like to Know Where Megan Fox Bought Her “Un-Talented Actress Who is an Ungreatful Little Snot But Has a Nice Rack” Costume, Cause It is Bang On GO
If Lohan is Back on the Peen, Then Girl Should Keep It Up, Cause She Looks Better Than She Has in Months GO
Being a Loser Virgin Just Got a Tiny Bit Less Pathetic! GO
Five Rejected Heroes Characters.
I Know It’s Hard to Believe They’d Turn Anyone Down But These REALLY Suck GO
I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind. It’s like when they are 7 or 8 you know they don’t turn you on yet, but if all things go as planned, or as they appear they may go, 10 years down the line, bitch will be a fucking prize, so you better be nice to her so she has fond memories of you when she starts experimenting with cock.
We’ve seen her as the chubby busty teenage goth, who dressed like everyday was Halloween, all pale skinned and dark haired, who seemed real intense about life and probably into anal.
We saw her go anorexic and crazy and amputate her tits and now we see her on the beach with one of her boyfriends with some boy haircut and the sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t grown up into something I expected her to grow up into back when she was 10.
Sure, I’d fuck if it was laying around and I was bored with a hardon, but that doesn’t validate the high hopes I had for her….but she is skinny and in a bikini and there’s nothing wrong with that, pretty much ever….enjoy.
I don’t get excited when a 35 year old bitch who was clearly raised by a couple hippies based on her name being Moon, clearly taking any job she can to establish that acting career she always dreamt she would have cuz working a corporate job is what society wants us to do, so fuck the man and the producer of the movie that cast you and your stupid name in this movie…and the whole thing bores me, but you’ll probably like it…because you are more pathetic than me….sucks to be you…
Heidi Klum is hot, even after all the damage she’s done to herself, like the whole 4 babies thing and the whole marrying and fucking a big black monster looking guy who probably ravages her on every level because German’s are supposed to hate Black People, unless they are Mili Vanilli at their prime, until they are Milli Vanilli a public embarrassment to the country, you know that whole Aryan race thing, but I guess that all goes out the concntration camp window when your german sexual issues take over your decision making, because I’ve seen German porn and Heidi Klum being German means she does some very insane things in bed by default….
Either way, here are some pics from some book a photographer is putting out about his pics of her.
Here is a bitch in her bikini who is supposed to be Russian, but isn’t the kind of Russian I’d want her to be, you know in line for rationed bread on her way home fromt he work camp, but I guess that’s what happens when you open up communism, another thing that happens, is the bitch can turn around and prostitute herself internationally for american men whoc an’t get laid to find that hot wife they’ve always wanted with the beauty of them not being able to speak the language, at least in theory, because when you unwrap the package when it arrives, you realize that Russian bitches are fucking mental cases…this video is the proof….I guess…I stopped watching when the guy in the Speedo came to save the day.
I’ve never heard of Paradiso, but apparently they are some band and I have no interest in looking them up because I’m only posting this cuz she’s in some see-thru mess bullshit that is touching her pussy, ass and tits all at the same time, in some kind of magical article of clothing that has far more reach or skill than my hands, cuz I can only do pussy and ass, or pussy and tit or ass at tit at the same time, I never mastered all three lady parts at once, and for that, this American Apparel leotard is a far better lover than I could ever be….
Here is Dancing with the Stars dancer who danced with the stars who weren’t really stars but more people who had some level of fame and were trying to initiate some kind of revival in their careers, like performing CPR on the shit cuz it was so far gone that even if they did salvage it, it would have serious brain damage.
Her dancing with the stars work has turned into a country singer with a record deal, making her a low level star herself and one day soon she may be back dancing with her old buddies who only as a star and not one of the dancers who dances with the stars. If that makes any sense.
She was dressed up for Halloween, shit was boring but it’s all about keeping the spirit of this bullshit holiday I don’t take part in becuase I find it embarrassing.
Here are some pictures of Katy Perry dressed up like a piece of fucking shit, unfortunately for her, it is not because of halloween, but because she is some sloppy trash everyday of the year and no matter how often she puts on her bike shorts and pretends to go to the gym , or how many dance off’s she has on stage for her idiot friends who I wish bad things happen to, she will always be a pig of a women….she just can’t help it and it is all in the way she drags her feet when she walks.
More Victoria’s Secret staged behind the scenes pictures aren’t a bad thing, but the ego that it creates within the women who are signed to Victoria’s Secret piss me off, because it is very hard to make a bitch like that feel like a worthless whore and that’s been my strategy all these years to get pussy…..but at least I can jerk off to them….sometimes more satisfying because it is less work, less physical activity, less sweating and dealing with less bullshit from her trying to get in her pants, and maintaining her when you have got in her pants but most importantly cuz she won’t be finding out you gave her herpes….
Khloe Kardashian has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Daddy” because he is the only man who could legitimately say he loved her. Every other man was either disgusted by the fact that bitch is so bulky and masculine, like some kind of monster of a woman who no one should ever see naked, not even when drunk and too horny to contain their erection because when up against her fat ass and big hands, your otherwise average sized dick looks mini, or black and into fat half white girl ethnic booty and can’t help but want to see it bounce on their dicks, since they are the only dicks capable of this kind of endeavor. I think it’s got something to do with their African roots, because 10 generations of being westernized can’t reprogram a deeply embedded love for elephants in a motherfucker, but I could be wrong….
It is always nice to see a low level celebrity forget that cameras are watching her get out of the car in her dress….I mean unless she did it on purpose, like the whore you’d expect her to be, you know this far along in Hollywood, getting roles when her acting is nothing better than when a stripper tells me she loves me right as one song fades out and another fades in to lock me into another 10 dollars…but 90 percent of Malin Akerman’s fans are those virgin losers who like comic books and feel a deep rooted respect and love for her that don’t need cockteases since they already have every single picture of her on their computers and digitally printed onto their pillow cases, and her action figures…..so I figure this is strictly accidental…and boring….she needs to step it up and show some lip….
I didn’t watch this new Britney Video becaue I guess shit is boring, repetitive and I really don’t give a fuck. The only reason I am posting it is becuase there is a small chance she’s trying to be sexy and there’s just something really entertaining about fat chicks trying to be sexy when they otherwise shouldn’t. Seriously, everytime my wife used to try to seduce me with some kind of sexy mom dance or striptease, I would have given anything to trade the boner I was trying to maintain jerking off with a bag of fucking popcorn like I was at some kind of movie or a bag of fucking peanuts like I was at the fucking circus.
I did see this is it yesterday, thanks to a friend of mine and I am pretty sure none of these trashy popstars even have a fraction of the talent or vision MJ had. Now I’m not sucking MJs rotting corpse penis here, I just saw it and knew he was actually a talent and all these other cunts are just bottom feeders making noise in our otherwise peaceful worlds, so all This Is It did for me was make me hate pop music more than I already did….
I made a vow to never post on Paris Hilton, but I slept in today and figured I had to post something fast and she’s easy. At least that’s the rumor.
Here she is with her push-up bra and her sister because her sister is the only person who hangs out with her since everyone else realized she is the single most disgusting, vile, useless person the world has to offer, and sister’s have no choice but to stick together.
This is a great way to start the day before Halloween, because based on this bitches big nosed bird face, this is Hollywood’s version of a monster.
So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying:
Thanks….
What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me.
I appreciate it….
and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick….
Why don’t you just go kill yourself? Do something good for the world, rid it of yourself. You sincerely are the biggest loser in the world. You’re more revolting than an infected scab, which you’re no doubt covered with, at least inside your own demented head. Really, go shoot yourself.
It’s the least you can do.
You are a real piece of crap.
Angie (the lesbian)
Here was my response….
Ang sent me some of the sweetest words a man has ever been given to masturbate to… you guys should take notes….whenever someone calls me an infected scab it reminds me of all the down on their luck girls who had to sell themselves for sex that I have gone down on…..thanks for the bringing back the good memories….baby.
You seem a little uptight, do you need a little massage? I have a dolphined shaped one in my bedroom that is non threatening for a penis hating cunt like you because I always knew there would be a time it would come in handy and the right lesbian would come my way. That time is today..now please, grab your ankles and drop your men’s box shorts your wearing cuz panties are so uncomfortable against your fat internet ass.
You are garbage, no wonder you were molested. Everyone always molests the weak ones…..
I guess after having Seal’s chocolate milk all over her face, all over her womb, all over her ass, all over her stomach, in her mouth, on her tits and pretty much everywhere else his massive black garden hose could reach her hot German body, it was only natural for her to do this photoshoot.
