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Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life….

But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

  • Wynnebag

    You assume she has a vagina. I haven’t seen anything to really verify this.

    I agree she isn’t so great with her permanently crossed eyes and bad acting. Still maybe she’ll show the v-slice, and at least score some points.

  • http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

    (514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

    (MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.:)

  • drunken pig

    Dumb text.com MUST DIE!! Is she cumming or pissing??






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