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When Britney Spears dresses like this, it makes part of me wants to clean the K-Fed damage out of her vagaina with my mouth, there’s just something about her that I can’t get enough of, even when she’s dragged thru the fucking gutter and broken the fuck down, I really get these urges to insert a few fingers in her and pick her up, brush her off and make a puppet out of her, but that’s probably because I can’t smell her thru my computer, but kinda wish I could….

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drunken pig

I hear you but, sooooooo sick of hearing every fuuuucking day, about where she went shopping or who stuck their dick in her the night before!!
Ignore her and mark my words,hardcore porn WILL happen!! Trust me!!
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
k

I doubt anyone finds her remotely attractive anymore, Jesus.
Herb Tarlick

I hope you are right drunken pig, I’d love to see her ass full of cock and her mouth full of man seed!
fuckstik

right in the shitter she’d get it . Two fingers pulling her purty lil shorts to the side and two fingers in her stinkin cunt whilst the rock hard veiny rod plumbs the depths of her rectum seeking to vomit it’s salty gluey payload . My other hand would be in her mouth pulling back to the right , thats right …..FISH HOOK BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drunken pig

Well spoken lad!! ^^
Bob Smith

I’ll be honest. I could see doing her, as long as she wouldn’t talk.
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

(514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
http://www.estateagentsknowle.co.uk Carroll B. Merrim

haha, I adore Bitney! She’s so crazy!

Britney Spears in Some Shorts of the Day