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Rihanna is ridiculous. Sure I’m not a style icon, I know nothing about fashion and I don’t really care to, but I do know how to recognize a clown, or at least someone that someone is making a practical joke on, you know telling the little girl from Barbados who grew up in a shanty with a garbage man father who was broke as fuck and forced to wear hand-me-down dresses her neighbor made out of beach towels that tourists would forget on the beach, since it was the only fabric they could afford, and here she is acting like she’s a fuckin model on the runways in Paris or some shit, when really she just looks like this dude I know who maints himself gold and pretends to be a trophy in the park, seriously, her hair is like an 80s idea of futuristic and I know it’d be fun to cum on, but let’s face it, everything is fun to cum on, especially when it gets eaten or touched unexpectedly.

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pman

can you say Sluts-R- Us
imtheloserbehindyou

wake me up when shes naked.
drunken pig

Enough of this grace….what the fuck was that 80′s negro chick’s name??
aww

see I click this link from the superfish, but then when I read the caption and it’s like this rambling hot mess, I know I’ve arrived at drunken stepfather. neeeeed to pay more attention.
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
drunken pig

Yes aww, but that “rambling hot mess” you are feeling has nothing to do with a web site.See your uncle smilling over there? Now do you clearly have recollections of the past few hour’s…..Did’int think so!!
AgeNt037

Yeah fuck awww, faggot! Like I was saying this rags to ritches cunt swears she’s the shit, she can’t sing for shit either by the way, & Chris brown just needed to just finish the job & murder this bitch instead of just kicking her ass getting people to feel sorry for her stupid ass. Rianna just go back to Jamaica or where ever is that your pussy crawled out from & sell your pussy for coke money.!
Peter

I’d definitely hit that!
drunken pig

^^Me too!!….with a baseball bat!!
Steve Drill

I’d definitely drill that, ’til it stopped moving.

Shout out to Chris Brown!
http://www.kevrichard.com Kevin

Well she’s better than Lady Ga Ga, she looks like a total space case!
tranceman

She looks like a giant Q-tip. Yuck!!!!!!
http://www.twitter.com/coeuratete Rosa Subrosa

You guys have got to be joking me.
Really.
Because you have SO much time to rag on her for everything, you could have at least made a good story about something legit. And I’m not even a Rihanna fan like that, but this is not the worst outfit I’ve ever seen and actually, I find it quite fashionable in a new way. Sure, the average person probably couldn’t pull this off on any old day, but shit, she’s Rihanna, she’s making a statement that most others couldn’t make, and she’s pulling it off quite well. There’s no rolls, or ripples, or flabby shit to speak on, so just let the girl express herself for one day in whatever she wants to wear.
You guys are petty. Talk about some real shitty shit, not some everyday eccentricities.
http://www.light-sensors.com Jackie

Rihanna is the hottest singer i know and she has those heart shaped lips that is very unique. Her vocal performance is excellent but her choide of boyfriend is kind of stupid.
http://www.onlygirlintheworld.com/rihanna.htm Only Girl Rihanna

Rhi got us one good single in Only Girl! I could definitely recognize that Rhi has got a hit era upcoming and I’ma surely buy that album!
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beach towels that are made of cotton are nice, they also last longer compared to synthetic fabrics~~-
http://www.videophile.org

the idea beach towel should be colored white because it reflects heat away ‘“

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit of the Day