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Mariah Carey Gets Lifted of the Day

When I look at this picture, I don’t wonder whether these dudes are well paid enough to put themselves in this kind of danger, knowing that if bitch falls, not only will it her, but her diva cunt ass will go fucking nuts on them, leaving little room for error, I just wonder how many straps and harnesses she used to try to trick the public that she’s still got it going on, because she may want to increase that shit as it’s not doin’ its job too well, and all I can see besides that obnoxious, pretentious mic is and aging woman’s tired face and menopausal gunt pretending to be in love and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

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    (608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

    (613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

    (720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it

    (514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

    (781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

    (208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!

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