Elle Macpherson’s Makes Elementary School Hot for the Non-Pedophiles of the Day
When I was in elementary school, the only pussy I remember was one of the girls in my class asking me to watch her pee in the woods behind the school, and then there was lookin onto the stripclub beside the school that eventually burnt down, but before it did, we’d spend our lunch hours watching the strippers on smoke breaks in the parking lot, then there was the mother of one of the kids who was a total fucking whore, who doubled as our lunch monitor and wore all tight denim and leather in fuck me boots, with ridiculous bleached hair extensions before the world even knew what hair extensions were, and there was that one teacher who took an interest in the less fortunate male kids who taught us about sex using his ass as the vagina, but that’s not really where I wanted to go with this story, I wanted to say that no kid had a mom who looked like Elle Macpherson in these pics come pick them up, and if they did, I would have befriended them, provided they didn’t mind having a weird immigrant who spoke broken english as a friend, so that I could sneak in the mom’s room and play with her panties, I mean when I wasn’t getting molested by my teacher.
Pics via Bauer
October 13th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don’t talk about it
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I’d be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online.
October 13th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I drew a line on “texts” throat and then severed it!!
October 14th, 2009 at 6:13 am
god damn that was funny. It;s been a while since…lol…j/k jesus